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Frice Reckless Mad Saber was shocked. “WTF, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, since when were you in contact with the justice department? Anyway, I’m unconvinced! What kind of crime is ass robbery?!”

Cave Lord Snow Wolf said, “Robbery is a crime, and as long as it is committed, it constitutes a crime, even if what you robbed was only an ass… However, since you’re unconvinced, then you can have me add more crimes to the list. I’ll add them for you free of charge.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

Cave Lord Snow Wolf sent a smiley face expression—in fact, he was only interested in forging all kinds of documents, and he had never been in touch with the justice department. However, after seeing Thrice Reckless become depressed, he began to consider whether he should get himself another profession.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “?‍♂️ You’ve gone off-topic. Let’s get back to the main issue. Doudou is getting married tomorrow, what gift should I give him?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “A Chu Chu.”

Fairy Lychee: “But you can’t just grab a Chu Chu and send her to Doudou. Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer’s suggestion is rejected.”

Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “Huh? Why wouldn’t it be possible to catch a Chu Chu and send her to Doudou? I just received information that there’s a monster fish named ‘Chu Chu’ in one of my sect’s rival sects. I can go and pay them a visit, and take ‘Chu Chu’ from them while I trample on their sect. I haven’t had the time to do so in the past year, so I’ve actually been itching to act.”

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “Yes, yes, yes!”

Fairy Lychee: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “…”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: “Huh? Little Doudou can go online today?”

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “I asked True Monarch Yellow Mountain to give me a day off today. We agreed that I can go out, but I have to be home by six in the evening. @Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team, I want that monster fish called Chu Chu. Senior Tyrant Flood Dragon, if you send me Chu Chu, I will be very happy. ”

Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “? Then that’s that. I’m going to make a mess over at that sect now, this time I definitely have to get them to call me father, hahahaha!”

After that, the True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon went offline.

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon was really only going to send that Chu Chu over?

Fairy Lychee: “Doudou, what gift do you want? Big Sister will give it to you tomorrow.”

Doudou said, “Big Sister Lychee is the best. Actually, I want a cool immortal boat. I’ve wanted to drive one for a long time now, but True Monarch Yellow Mountain keeps on refusing my requests.”

“No problem, I’ll order one suitable for you to drive,” Fairy Lychee said with a smile.

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Doudou, is there anything else you want? It would be better if you just made a list and let everyone pick from it.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Good idea.”

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “I want a modified hand-guided tractor, a jet plane, and a magical treasure that can completely hide one’s aura. Also, I want an extremely fast flying sword, the faster, the better. Other than that, I also want a substitute puppet, a realistic one. In addition to everything listed above, I also want a lot of Chu Chus.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator who had the fastest hand speed was the first to send a message. “I’ll be reserving the modified hand-guided tractor.”

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: “This penniless daoist will handle the jet plane, it just so happens that I have a jet plane I can give away.”

Dharma King Creation: “I’ll handle the magical treasure that completely conceals one’s aura. I have several such magical treasures on hand. By the way, Fellow Daoists… My concert will start at four in the afternoon. At that time, it will also be broadcast live on the internet, I hope that everyone can watch it.”

The group suddenly turned quiet; no one dared to reply or even send a message, not even Thrice Reckless.

Tyrannical Song: “…”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Oh, little friend Shuhang is back, haven’t seen you for quite a while.”

Tyrannical Song: “? I was at the Beast Realm for the past few days, my phone had no signal, and I only returned today. By the way, is Senior Seven Lives Talisman online?”

Pavilion Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “I’m here, I’ll be providing that super-fast flying sword that Doudou wants. @Tyrannical Song, little friend Shuhang, I just exited closed-door cultivation yesterday, where are you right now? Let’s meet up so that I can finally give you the materials you need to repair that puppet of yours.”

Tyrannical Song: “I’m on my way to Dharma King Creation’s concert. What about you, Senior?”

Pavilion Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “Are you tired of living?”

Dharma King Creation: “…”

Pavilion Master Seven Lives Talisman said, “@Tyrannical Song, I guess I’ll just see you at Doudou’s wedding tomorrow.”

He was afraid that Song Shuhang might invite him to meet up at Dharma King Creation’s concert…

Tyrannical Song: “Alright, see you tomorrow.”

Fairy Purple Jade [Soft Feather]: “Senior Song, are you not here yet? Senior Brother Liu Jianyi and I have already arrived at the Senior Creation’s concert.”

Tyrannical Song: “I’m still on the way, Doudou is coming with me. Looking at the time, I’ll definitely be able to make it in time for the concert.”

Fairy Purple Jade [Soft Feather]: “Alright, Senior Song. My senior brother and I are in the first row, should I save a few seats for you?”

Riverly Purple Mist: “I got myself and Medicine Master some seats in the fourth row. By the way, do you want some earplugs? I’ve got some that are particularly effective, it’s as if your ears were completely sealed when you put them on.”

Tyrannical Song: “@Riverly Purple Mist, Senior Sister Purple Mist, please leave a pair for me.”

Riverly Purple Mist: “We should chat in private, it’s really embarrassing to be talking about this in a group where Senior Creation can see our messages.”

Riverly Purple Mist: “Shuhang, you really aren’t giving Senior Creation any face.”

Tyrannical Song: “…”

Dharma King Creation: “Strange, little friend Shuhang, aren’t you my fan? When I called you last time, weren’t you secretly singing my song?”

Song Shuhang recalled that incident, and his legs suddenly went soft.

Dharma King Creation: “Oh, I got it. You’re preparing them for Doudou. Rest assured, I will arrange it so that Doudou will sit at the backmost point, while I’ll make it so that you can have a seat in the first row.”

Song Shuhang froze.

Should I head back now and skip the concert?

Little Doudou, who is about to get married: “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, thank you very much. @Young Master Phoenix Slayer, what gift are you going to give me?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “I’m going to give you a bone.”

Doudou said, “A bone? Ptui, I don’t have a friend like you. I’m telling you, if the gift you give me tomorrow doesn’t satisfy me, things will go down.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Why are you targeting me?”

Doudou proudly said, “Hey, don’t think that I don’t know that you and Zhou Li were the ones who blocked my Internet some time ago and isolated me from the outside world. Anyway, you better prepare a gift that will satisfy me. Otherwise, don’t blame me for making trouble. You better believe that when I use everything I have in causing trouble, nobody will leave unscathed.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “B*tch!”

Doudou said, “Thank you for the compliment!”

Song Shuhang silently looked at the Nine Provinces Number One Group where the fellow daoists unceasingly sent Doudou gifts.

So many gifts, and each of them is valuable.

One can earn so much just by getting married?

Honestly speaking, Song Shuhang was slightly moved while he was watching the chat.

At this time, Su Clan’s Seven went online.

Su Clan’s Seven: “@Tyrannical Song, little friend Shuhang, where are you right now, can you send me your coordinates?”

Senior Seven had begun transcending his heavenly tribulation of the Fifth Stage last week. Since he was online now, that meant that he had successfully gotten through it, right?

Song Shuhang replied, “Senior Seven, I’m on my way to Senior Dharma King’s concert, so my coordinates are constantly changing. I’ll send you my coordinates after I arrive.”

Su Clan’s Seven: “Are you tired of living? Why are you going to Fellow Daoist Creation’s concert?”

Dharma King Creation: “…”

Song Shuhang: “Senior Seven, did you successfully transcend your tribulation?”

Su Clan’s Seven replied, “Yep, it’s finally over.”

Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up. “Senior Seven, you were even able to get through the inner demon tribulation?”

All the practitioners who had recently gone to transcend their tribulation ended up getting stuck in an inner demon tribulation, leaving them unable to wake up.

Even Lady Onion, who had clearly gotten through her inner demon tribulation, still had yet to wake up.

All the practitioners in the universe knew that there was currently a problem with the inner demon tribulation. As such, those who were able to delay the coming of their tribulation did everything they could to do so. The contents discussed by the Frenzied Strength Imparter Daoist Priest Horizon in his ‘Profound Sage Speech’ were recently being used by many practitioners.

Yet now, Su Clan’s Seven was able to succeed! What method did he use to get through the inner demon tribulation?

Su Clan’s Seven replied, “My inner demons… were eaten by someone.”

“What? Eaten?” Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.

Inner demons were invisible and intangible, how could they have been eaten?

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “[Cute Doudou Emoji]”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “Vigorously rub Doudou’s head.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “I almost got baited and got my rubbed.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “Seven, who ate your inner demons?”

Su Clan’s Seven said, “It was an ancestor of mine who had long passed away… Su Clan’s Knot.”

Fairy Lychee: “What kind of daoist name is Knot? Don’t you of the Su Clan just add numbers after your surname?”

Island Master Tian Tiankong: “It’s said that people used knots to count before numbers came out.”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “And that means that there is nothing wrong with Su Clan’s Knot.”

Fairy Lychee: “This nickname is really funny. Seven, your family’s heritage is simply too interesting.”

Out of everyone, you’re the one who is most unqualified to laugh at other people’s daoist names, Fairy Lychee~

If it weren’t for us being used to your fruit system daoist names, we would have all burst out into laughter when we heard that your daoist name was Lychee.

Song Shuhang: “How were they able to eat your inner demons?”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Do you want to eat inner demons as well?”

Su Clan’s Seven replied, “As to how Ancestor Su Clan’s Knot appeared, I have no clue. At that time, I was still in the inner demon tribulation, and then when the ancestor appeared, the inner demons were simply extracted from my body. The ancestor ate them as if he were eating cookies. When I recovered, the first thing I saw was the ancestor eating the inner demons.”

At this time, Scholar Xian Gong asked, “What is the principle behind that?”

Su Clan’s Seven: “How am I supposed to know? My ancestor finished eating the inner demons and left before I was fully awake. According to the records of my clan, that ancestor should have passed away a long time ago, even I did not expect that he would still be alive.”

Fairy Lychee said, “Seven, if you meet that ancestor of yours again, since he likes to eat inner demons, tell him that there are many delicious inner demons waiting to be eaten by him.”

Su Clan’s Seven: “…Let’s not talk about that anymore. Song Shuhang, have you started to forge your life-bound magical treasure? I’ve got some materials that you can use, do you still need them?”

He still owed Song Shuhang some materials as he had previously said that he would take Song Shuhang to the ‘Spirit River Secret Realm’ to practice, but he had not expected for Song Shuhang to grow so fast, so he had to change his part of the deal to materials.

Song Shuhang said, “I do. I’ve only forged a glove, there are still 32 life-bound magical treasures waiting to be forged.”

Su Clan’s Seven: “What? 32 life-bound magic treasure? Are you joking?”