Five Frozen Centuries

“God! If you can hear this, please make wise man Wei Huo appear before me. I have too many questions I want to ask this wise man!”

Wei Huo was speechless.

It seems like God can hear you.

Right at that moment, an Ice Elemental floated in front of Wei Huo and shot an Ice Arrow in his direction. Wei Huo threw a punch and shattered the Ice Arrow along with the Ice Elemental.

The giant was shocked as it turned around. “What is it?”

It then saw Wei Huo and the exercise books in his hands.

The Wild Giant was furious. “Thief, you stole the ancient scrolls I hid in the Ice Elementals! Return my ancient scrolls!”

Wei Huo was speechless.

I was wondering why the monsters dropped this homework. It was you!

A moment later, the imposing field around the Wild Giant expanded to 50 meters.

Wei Huo scrunched his brows. He could not move his body under this immense pressure. The Wild Giant glared at Wei Huo and said, “Return the ancient scrolls to me. I’ll spare your life if you do!”

Wei Huo activated the Massacre Mode and used his murderous aura to resist the aura of the Wild Giant. He then said reluctantly, “This is all mine. What right do you have to say that I stole it?”

The giant was stunned. “Do you speak the language of the snowmen?” he asked.

Language of the snowmen? Aren’t you speaking Mandarin?

Moments later, the giant asked, “What exactly are you?”

Wei Huo scrunched his brows. “I’m a human!”

“Human?” The Wild Giant’s imposing aura decreased. As its imposing aura started shrinking, its anger gradually subsided. It then asked, “What makes you think you’re human?”

Wei Huo’s brows did not relax. How the hell am I supposed to prove this to you?

The Wild Giant’s imposing field changed, and countless exercise books and test papers automatically moved in front of Wei Huo. Wei Huo was surprised. Could the Wild Giant have the ability to control objects with its imposing field?

The Wild Giant pointed to an ancient scroll floating in front of Wei Huo and said, “These are ancient scrolls written in human language. If you’re a human, you should be able to understand them. Take a look at the words on them.”

Wei Huo took a few looks and read out loud. “The protagonist turned around four times in this novel. What is the author trying to express by describing these four times?”

The Wild Giant asked anxiously, “What is the author trying to express?”

Wei Huo was speechless.

How the f*ck am I supposed to know what the author is trying to say? Isn’t it normal for the protagonist to look back when there’s movement?

However, Wei Huo knew that he could not answer that way. Thus, he said, “The author wanted to express his reluctance to leave because he had no choice…”

Wei Huo thought about it halfway through his sentence. Isn’t this basically f*cking him over? Wei Huo then added, “If it wasn’t for the circumstances, who would have been willing to leave their hometown? Who is the author describing? Did the author live during wartime? Oh… You have to know the history behind that time. In order to survive, people had no choice but to leave their hometowns.”

The Wild Giant was stunned. He retracted his imposing aura and said, “I believe you. Even if you’re not human, you must be an expert in human history and culture. You came just in time, expert. I have too many questions I need an answer to.”

Wei Huo was speechless.

He checked the Wild Giant’s intelligence and realized that it was only at 69. That intelligence was considered high for other creatures, but it was not that high for humans.

Wei Huo looked at the respectful expression on the Wild Giant’s face and thought to himself, I might be able to get a free fighter. Plus, there must be something good at a place guarded by the Epic stage. Where can I get that?

At that thought, Wei Huo waved his hand and said, “If you have any questions, go ahead. Have you heard of human research experts? I am one!”

The Wild Giant was shocked. It became more respectful as it carefully grabbed an Ice Elemental from the imposing field and smashed it into pieces. The water it contained automatically evaporated, and an English-language test paper appeared a moment later. The Wild Giant moved the English-language test paper in front of Wei Huo in an imposing manner and asked, “Expert, do you know what the content of this test paper means? I’ve been studying it for a long time, but I’ve yet to figure it out. It seems to be written in another human language.”

Wei Huo was speechless.

My English was never good to begin with. Plus, I’ve forgotten everything after such a long time!

Wei Huo was on the verge of tears. Can you give me a Chinese paper?

Moments later, Wei Huo said, “This language is known as English. It is formed with 26 letters as a basis. I have not studied it deeply, but I do know that ‘good’ means good and ‘no problem’ means no problem.”

The Wild Giant was stunned. It then said in shock, “Master, not only are you proficient in the language of the snowman race, but you are also proficient in human languages. If I had not been ordered to guard this place, I would have brought you back to the snowman race. The human science enthusiasts would definitely welcome you!”

Wei Huo was confused.

Truth be told, Wei Huo did not understand. Aren’t you speaking Mandarin? Could the players have an automatic translation system that can translate other languages?

Also, what’s up with human science aficionados? It’s only been 300 years, yet humans have become subjects of anthropology?

Wei Huo pursed his lips and asked, “Do you know which race I am from?”

The Wild Giant said, “You must come from the dwarf race, right? You actually said that you are a human. It seems like you were too engrossed in your performance. However, I sometimes also say that I am a human. After all, humans are our common ancestors.”

Wei Huo was confused.

What the hell? Say that again.

The Wild Giant added, “Based on the style of human buildings, a human body should be slender and long. An adult should be about 20 meters tall, and a child should be at least seven or eight meters tall. The technological content of human buildings is too high, and we can’t destroy or enter them. However, the disappearance of humans is still a puzzle.”

Buildings? Are you talking about those tall buildings? Humans disappeared out of nowhere? Have you not noticed the motionless humans?

Wei Huo retorted, “You think the buildings are so tall because humans are tall, but there are also buildings that are not tall. What’s up with the low buildings?”

The Wild Giant said, “Master, are you checking my human knowledge level again? The buildings that aren’t tall are meant for humans’ pets. After all, they often mention pets like cats and dogs in their essays. Which one of them isn’t six to seven meters tall? The buildings must be meant to be inhabited by them. Humans have feelings for pets!”

Wei Huo was speechless.

Is this what you know about humans?

Wei Huo then asked, “What do you think those countless dwarf statues are?”

The Wild Giant said, “Countless dwarf statues? What are you talking about? I’ve never seen them!”

Wei Huo was stunned. Could none of the humans protected by the golden light be visible?