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A dignified voice sounded. “Sage White, you’re very handsome!”

Song Shuhang: “…”

This was the ‘Sage Speech’ function of the Sage Seal. When a Profound Sage transmitted their voice through the ‘Sage Speech’, their words would carry a sense of great dignity. If it was some commanding sentence, these words would then be accompanied by the effect of [Absolute Command].

Since when has the Sage Seal gained the ability to say aloud the thoughts of its master? Song Shuhang was confused.

Anyway, the problem was that the sentence ‘Sage White, you’re very handsome!’ was the opening remark that led to a taboo conversation.

The Sage Seal couldn’t possibly be planning on saying the rest of the sentence as well, right?

I absolutely cannot let the Sage Seal speak again. I have to take it back!

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Right after Senior White and Su Clan’s Sixteen exited the spatial channel, they heard the words of Song Shuhang’s Sage Seal.

After being stunned for a moment, Senior White replied, “Thank you?”

His good looks was something that had been long established, but it was still his first time getting praised by a Sage Seal with that kind of tone.

“Go back, don’t make any more trouble for me.” Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and slapped the seal as he tried to take it back.

After being slapped by Song Shuhang, the Sage Seal slightly shook, and then it continued to say to Senior White, “Sage White, when your hair reaches~”

F*ck!

“Aaaaaah!” Song Shuhang roared loudly using the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯.

The roar reverberated like thunder, and coupled with the power of Song Shuhang’s Mouth Aperture’s innate skill, ‘Illusory Sound’, the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ exhibited a special 3D surround sound effect.

The sound was simply deafening.

With that, he was able to forcibly suppress the voice of the Sage Seal.

I was almost done for.

Fortunately, I was quick-witted and had mastered the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯.

Otherwise, I might have already been sent flying on the disposable meteor sword 002 edition.

Song Shuhang secretly rejoiced in his heart—it was great that humans had great potential that allowed them to become quick-witted in times of crisis.

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“Heavens, little friend Song, what are you doing?” the sea turtle said depressedly. I have just been devastated by Dharma King Creation’s singing, and now Song Shuhang used the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯, can’t you have mercy on me?

Senior White: “…”

Su Clan’s Sixteen kept rubbing her ears. Song Shuhang’s ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ caught everyone off guard, no one managed to react in time.

“The ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯! Wonderful!” At this time, Dharma King Creation suddenly clapped his hands. “I can use the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ to sing in my next concert. With that, the effects of my singing would definitely improve.”

Dharma King Creation had awakened a new skill.

In the audience seats, several powerful cultivators had been awakened by Song Shuhang’s ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯, only to hear Dharma King Creation’s new plans for his concert. These powerful cultivators imagined Dharma King Creation’s ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ concert and fainted right after—it was going to be a massacre!

Soft Feather patted her ears, and said, “Senior Song, the next time you use the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯, it would be better if you at least warned us.”

After saying that, she had a sudden idea. She squeezed her chin and fell into contemplation.

Soft Feather had a high tolerance for explosive sounds; this was how she could enjoy Dharma King Creation’s singing.

Song Shuhang had used the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ to suppress the second half of the Sage Seal’s words, but she was still able to vaguely tell apart the dignified Sage Seal’s voice from the lion roar.

However, as the voice of the Sage Seal had been suppressed, she wasn’t able to hear it very well.

At this moment, she was constantly analyzing and trying to decipher the second half of the Sage Seal’s words.

After removing the noise, the following words of the Sage Seal should be…

Soft Feather tried to guess the second half of the Sage Seal’s words. “When your hair grows longer, add me as your friend? No, that doesn’t make sense.”

At the side, Dharma King Creation curiously asked, “What’s Soft Feather saying?”

Soft Feather replied, “I’m trying to decipher the second half of the words that came out of Senior Song’s Sage Seal.”

“What?” Song Shuhang rubbed his throat. He had completely suppressed the sound of his Sage Seal, how could Soft Feather decipher the sentence?

What was the deal with her ear structure?

Soft Feather asked, “The Sage Seal wants to add Senior White as a friend? Could there be some kind of mutual friend function between Sage Seals?”

Song Shuhang let out a breath of relief.

He reached out and firmly grasped the Sage Seal, and then forced it back into his body. Recently, he had been neglecting the Sage Seal. The event today was a good reminder for him that he should take the time to strengthen his control over the Sage Seal so as to never let something like what had just happened repeat itself.

Dharma King Creation said, “That can’t be right. If the first part was [Sage White, when your long hair grows…], how did the second part become [add me as your friend]?”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Soft Feather said, “Well, that’s the result of my analysis.”

Dharma King Creation commented, “The sentence doesn’t make sense, so it certainly can’t be that. It should be something else.”

Song Shuhang hurried to say, “Stop trying to decipher it.” If they continued trying to decipher it, they might just be able to figure out the original text.

Soft Feather looked at Song Shuhang suspiciously.

Song Shuhang repeatedly winked at Soft Feather and Dharma King Creation, and warned, “If you continue analyzing it, our boat of friendship will flip over.”

“Hahaha~” Dharma King Creation immediately understood what Song Shuhang was trying to say, so he smiled and got ready to change the subject.

However, he could not think of any new topic for now.

As such, after a while, Dharma King Creation laughed again. “Hahaha.”

So anxious, what would be a good thing to talk about right now?

The entire scene was fairly awkward.

“Senior Song, the meaning of that saying about the boat of friendship has already changed.” Soft Feather raised her hand, and said, “Not long ago, the netizens added the ‘river of love’ setting to the ‘friendship boat flipping over’ meme. And so, after the boat flips over, the ones on the boat would end up falling in the river of love. As such, with this new setting added, the overturning of the friendship boat has actually become a good thing.”

The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.

Soft Feather continued, “In other words, if you were to say this sentence right now, it would be akin to a love confession. The hidden meaning behind it is: our friendship level is already maxed, we should now move on to love. So just now, Senior Song, were you expressing your love to Senior Creation and me?”

Song Shuhang: “Pfff~”

Dharma King Creation: “Pfff~”

Fortunately, Dharma King Creation and Soft Feather were not Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.

If Thrice Reckless had been present, with his death-seeking character, he would have definitely continued to decipher the contents of the words that the Sage Seal had said.

At this moment, a cultivator among the audience stood up, and said, “Ah, your deduction skill is simply too weak; I can’t handle it. I’ll tell you what that voice was trying to say!”

He pushed his glasses up, and said, “After listening to the first sentence, I would be able to decipher it with only my toes. The original text is definitely ‘Sage White, when your hair reaches your waist, will you— Aaaaah~”

A flying sword condensed from light of virtue appeared below the feet of the bespectacled cultivator. This flying sword had traveled through space and directly appeared under his feet.

In the next moment, the flying sword whizzed towards the sky, and flew towards outer space at a violent speed.

As this flying sword had been produced relatively urgently, it did not come with the added special effects such as spiraling ascension, blade storm, or the meteor shower effect.

This bespectacled cultivator could still be considered lucky…

Dharma King Creation touched his chest. Fortunately, I stopped myself in time; otherwise, Soft Feather and I would’ve ended up the same.

Soft Feather’s eyes brightened up.

“Senior White, I was also able to decipher the original text!” She raised her hand to Senior White, and shouted, “Let me whizz away too!”

Song Shuhang: “…”

That was the disposable meteor sword that none of the fellow daoists in the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ could escape, and also the root cause of Song Shuhang’s acrophobia. However, it was something very fun for Soft Feather.

Senior White silently took out a black treasured saber.

It was the treasured saber Broken Tyrant, modified version.

“Senior Song, I’m going to be flying soon, see you tomorrow. Remember, I want to be Doudou’s groomsman, so don’t forget to leave me a spot~” Soft Feather waved at Song Shuhang, and happily said to Senior White, “Senior White, I want to spiral into the sky while zigzagging, and have the meteor shower effect!”

Senior White reached out and waved his hand. After that, the treasured saber Broken Tyrant shot towards Soft Feather.

Soft Feather quickly posed.

Then, the treasured saber Broken Tyrant inflated and reached the size of a door.

At the same time, guardrails popped up on all four sides of the saber, enclosing Soft Feather.

Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up.

Yes, this is exactly what I wanted! A railed treasured saber that could give one the greatest sense of security when flying. This is something worth having when flying!

At this moment, Song Shuhang wished he could use the railed version of the treasured saber Broken Tyrant and do a few rounds in the air.

Soft Feather said, “Eh? It’s not a disposable flying sword?”

As soon as her voice fell, a ceiling made from whale bones suddenly appeared above the guardrails…

Soft Feather had been locked in.

Song Shuhang: ?

Wait, that ceiling wasn’t something I wanted…

If the four guardrails had a ceiling added on top of them, the style of the entire thing would change completely.

It would feel like… a cage.

Senior White snapped his fingers, and the cage version of the treasured saber Broken Saber slowly drifted over with Soft Feather, steadily floating beside him.

“Senior White, am I not going to go flying?” Soft Feather felt like crying. Looking at Senior White, it did not seem like he was going to send her flying.

“I concluded that the disposable meteor sword was too malicious. As such, in the future, I will no longer use it on the fellow daoists in the group.” Senior White showed a gentle smile, looking very attractive.

Soft Feather said, “Am I still in time to leave the group?”

No wonder True Monarch Yellow Mountain was tired and wanted to retire…

Senior White shook his head.

Soft Feather embraced her knees and sat inside the cage version of Broken Tyrant with tears streaming down her face.

“Cough~ Senior White, did you and Sixteen deal with that matter already?” Song Shuhang coughed and tried to change the subject.

Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded, and said, “That matter at the bottom of the sea went relatively smoothly, so Senior White and I were able to come back early. However, it seems that we weren’t able to make it to Senior Creation’s concert in time.”

“It’s alright, the entire concert had been on live broadcast. Little Sixteen, if you’re interested, I’m sure that you can go online and search it up. There’s definitely someone who recorded the entire concert.” Dharma King Creation helped in shifting the topic.

Besides, he was still thinking of the words said by Song Shuhang’s Sage Seal.

After getting the hint from the bespectacled cultivator, Dharma King Creation immediately guessed what the Sage Seal had been saying. If he understood it correctly, it should be something like ‘when your hair reaches your waist, will you marry me?’

In other words, little friend Song Shuhang’s Sage Seal was courting Senior White?

Dharma King Creation couldn’t help but look at Senior White’s long hair. It seems to have already reached his waist.

He pinched his chin. In other words, it’s also time for Senior White to marry a man.

While he was in thought, his eyes suddenly met Senior White’s.

Senior White laughed. “Hehe.”

Senior White’s laugh was especially strange.

At the same time, Dharma King saw Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, and Su Clan’s Sixteen all looking at him with pity.

Dharma King Creation asked, “What’s wrong?”

“Senior Creation, the problem of being too outspoken is something you’ll need to deal with,” Song Shuhang said sadly. Of course, this was a problem that not only applied to Dharma King Creation, but him as well.

“Too outspoken? Did I say something?” Dharma King Creation recalled what he’d had in mind just now.

Was it the sentence ‘It’s also time for Senior White to marry a man’?

Senior White said, “You must be really disappointed that I didn’t get married until now.”

F*ck, it’s really that line.

Dharma King Creation said, “Senior White, didn’t you just say that you were no longer going to use the disposable meteor sword on fellow daoists in the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’?”

Senior White responded, “Mm-hm, don’t worry, I won’t use that. By the way, when I ascended to the Eighth Stage, I awakened a very interesting skill, I called it [Consciousness Switching].

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Consciousness switching? Is it like moving one’s consciousness from the main body to the clone?”

Senior White replied, “It’s quite similar to that. For example… I can switch Song Shuhang’s consciousness and yours. After that, you’d be able to control the body of the other party.”

Song Shuhang said, “Isn’t that the same as Senior Phoenix Slayer’s CPU function?”

At the same time, Soft Feather said, “Soul transfer?”

Senior White introduced, “It isn’t something at the level of the soul, it is simply a swap of the ‘consciousness’. Anyway, it is indeed a bit similar to Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer’s skill. However, he swaps his own consciousness with that of others, while I swap the consciousness of two different people. Its limitations are relatively large, though, and I can only use it about three times a day. Moreover, it can only be used on those who are far weaker than I am. Generally speaking, this skill can only be used for playing around.”

Dharma King Creation asked, “…Senior White, does this skill have any aftereffects?”

“Relax, after 48 hours, the effect of this innate skill will automatically wear off, and it does not have any aftereffects.” Senior White raised his thumbs up.

Then, he waved at Doudou. “Doudou, stop sleeping, wake up.”

Doudou opened his eyes in confusion.

Senior White asked, “Doudou, I have something to ask you. Would you be fine with some other fellow daoist replacing you at tomorrow’s wedding?”

Doudou was a little confused, but still replied, “Okay.”