Chapter 18
“What do you mean fatty?”
Wang Hao just stared at Fang Lin as if he was an idiot. “We need to hide your identity right? I immediately thought that the best way is to make you have an appearance as far as possible to Fang Yu. If they see your face like that, they could think that you are ‘related’ to Fang Yu and that is a fact that no one should know!”
“But why fatty? There are other body types you know?” Fang Lin exclaimed dully.
“Why?” Wang Hao stood up proudly and said “Being a fatty is extremely helpful in gathering your own money! Besides that, people find fatties to be extremely amicable. Also, no one will try to pick a fight on us because we will look sloppy and weak!”
“I can make myself look fat by just manipulating my body, and my abilities won’t be affected at all. But how about you master? You are not a cultivator so how can you achieve that?”
“That’s where the training starts. You need to make me as fat as possible in one month! Mind you, I easily burn calories so you need to stuff me with food quickly!”
Then Fang Lin asked worriedly “But how about your fighting abilities Master? Won’t it be affected too?”
“Do not worry about that, I’m an expert fighter! No amount of fat can erode what the mind has got!”
Fang Lin was about to agree when he remembered a certain dream of his that will disappear already.
“But how about me making my harem! It won’t be a possibility anymore!”
“Don’t tell me we had to walk it out all the way? I might lose all this fat I deposited!” Wang Hao wailed.
But they could have been blessed by luck because they then heard the unmistakable sound of a horse wagon crossing the road. There was a man riding the horse pulling the wagon. He looked around 40 years old, with gray hair forming on his head. He had this easygoing attitude even though its obvious he had been through a lot.
Inside the wagon were three persons. Two teenage boys and one teenage girl.
Oh before the readers forgot it, Yao’er is also with Fang Lin. She just stayed hidden in Fang Lin’s shadow.
The two boys in the wagon have a slight shade of tan on their skin with some callused hands. It’s obvious they went through some hard farm work. The girl on the other hand was of white complexion and she had a innocent vibe around her. She has a pretty face but it seems normal when compared to the face of Ning’er and Fang Yu.
The wagon halted in front of them and the man driving it looked at the two and inquired “Are you two are here to also take the examination for the disciple selection?”
“Yes we are, kind sir” Wang Hao eloquently replied, with his massive frame jiggling as he bowed towards the old man. I am Fatty Wang and my lackey here is Fatty Lin.” Fang Lin just sighed for he knew that he cannot clear up his situation now.
“Hahaha, in that case, why don’t you join us? I brought my children here in hopes of having them accepted to the sect.”
“Well we accept your invitation, Sir??”
“Haha just called me Old Yang.”
“Then Old Yang, we will not be shy!” Wang Hao and Fang Lin went inside the wagon and then Old Yang made it start moving again.
Inside the wagon, Wang Hao and Fang Lin felt extremely uncomfortable. The source of their discomfort is from the girl in the wagon, who has been staring at the two since earlier. There was some drool that was also dripping out of her mouth.
“So tasty…” the girl muttered.
“Hiiiii!!! Did we meet some cannibals?” Wang Hao and Fang Lin lamented to themselves at the same time.