Chapter 379 - Elvis Shamed Me Just Now
Elvis thought for a while before walking up to them. With one hand hugging Gu Mengmeng into his arms and another pulling Lea’s ear, he said emotionlessly, “I will satisfy you since Xiao Meng is unwilling to do so. Well… the force was something like this, are you happy now?”
Lea hit off Elvis’s hand, turned away and said, “You can’t make me feel happy and satisfied, I am not interested in males…”
“Pfft… Hahahaha…” Gu Mengmeng laughed like an idiot and trembled in Elvis’s arms.
When she was finally done laughing, Lea had brought in the breakfast for her.
Ian had caught fish in the river before dawn break, Lea removed the fish bones and simmered it with sweet potatoes into a porridge-like stew. He mixed in some honey after it was cooked and he brought in to Gu Mengmeng. Using a small spoon to scoop a little, Lea blew it warm and brought to Gu Mengmeng’s mouth. “Ah.”
Gu Mengmeng took over the bowl and said, “No need, there’s no need for this, I can do it myself. My arms and legs are working and I am not paralyzed.”
But Lea hid from her and looked at Gu Mengmeng sorrowfully, “You have promised me that you will treat yourself like a severely handicapped man that can’t handle things on your own and I can take care of you for everything.”
Gu Mengmeng let out a ‘tsk’ and said, “Let’s not talk about the past and we can still be friends.”
Lea swayed his tails happily and said, “You said it, let’s not talk about the past and we can start everything all over.”
Gu Mengmeng said, “Hey, don’t change my words as you like, I said we can still be friends and nobody mentioned starting all over.”
Lea said, “Didn’t we start with friends in the past? If we can still be friends, doesn’t that mean we can start all over?”
Gu Mengmeng said, “Everything that happened before the spring this year are considered the past, let it go by with the wind and none of us should mention it again, okay?!”
Lea murmured something to himself but Gu Mengmeng could not catch. It was probably some complaints and Gu Mengmeng did not bother too much, but she emphasized the question again, “Okay or not?”
Lea nodded his head and said grievingly, “We don’t talk about the past, but we can talk about the present, right?”
Gu Mengmeng nodded and made the pose of ‘go ahead’.
Lea raised his hand and pointed at Elvis. He said, “Elvis shamed me just now, he he he… he touched my ear. If this goes out, I can’t be a fox anymore… sobs sobs sobs, as the head of our household, shouldn’t you be comforting my broken heart?”
Gu Mengmeng really wanted to keep a straight face, but she could not resist it and laughed on the bed again. She hit her thigh and said, “I knew you guys had something, hahaha…”
With a black face, Elvis hugged Gu Mengmeng, whom was laughing till her tears came out. He pulled her chin, forcing her to look at him and said with clenching teeth, “I have nothing to do with anyone except you.”
Gu Mengmeng wanted to control her laughter looking at Elvis’s black face, but the more she tries, the more she wanted to laugh and she turned into the vibrating mode.
Elvis sighed, he could not handle Gu Mengmeng at all. He turned to Lea and said, “Can you stop saying all the words that would make Xiao Meng misunderstand? I took so much trouble to convince her that there’s nothing between the two of us, but with what you said just now, she…”
But Lea did not buy it. Putting the cooled porridge from the spoon into his own mouth, trying it and ensuring that the taste was alright, something that Mengmeng would like, he scooped another spoon, blew it, before finally answering Elvis, “Are the both of us really… that innocent?”