Chapter 16
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[Warning! This video is real! It’s entirely on nuclear energy!]
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As this bullet comment passed by, Chen Yu’s figure in the video could be seen grabbing the box containing the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory with both hands and banging it on the table. “Hello everybody,” he said, looking into the camera. “Welcome to Transdimensional Review’s first episode. Today, the product we will be looking into is a children’s puzzle toy by Yue Tu Company. It’s called the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory!”
[Here before it goes viral.]
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[Uranium-235? Toy?]
[Bullshit…]
Bullet comments slid past the screen from right to left. In the video, Chen Yu was adjusting his mask. “So, without further ado, let’s start,” he continued.
With that, he tore the plastic wrapper off the toolbox and unlocked it. “Now, I’m done with the unboxing. Onto the next step – introduction of the product.”
Rubbing his hands, Chen Yu stretched his sore nape. He then took the manual to do an explanation. “This model uses a layered structure so that it detonates from the outside in. As you guys saw just now…
“The spherical detonator is the outer layer. There are thirty-two miniature bags of gunpowder in it. When the bomb is detonated, the shockwave will compress the aluminium piece into the plutonium-239, which would be compressed further, causing the polonium-beryllium neutron initiator to release neutrons and begin the nuclear fission process!
“Let me repeat myself: this is a puzzle toy for children. It can develop a child’s motor skills and basic skills. This will also develop their love for nuclear energy from a young age!”
[And that’s how humans go extinct.]
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[Buy buy buy! Where can I buy it? ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]
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[This UP is incredible. Subscribed.]
[What freaking children’s toy is this…?]
[A toy that toys with your life!]
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[A toy that you can only play with once in your life.]
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[UP is very near to being mutated.]
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[Detonate! Detonate! Detonate!]
[Nuclear energy ahead!]
[Warning! Nuclear energy ahead!]
“Now, let’s move onto the last step, which is to press this button. We could be considered to have experienced a full process of making a nuclear weapon.]
“Counting down!”
“5.
“4.
“3.
“2.
“1!
“Launch!”
At that time, Chen Yu was unaware that the button could actually cause an explosion. He only did it based on what he saw in the movies; reaching out his hand to press down on the button dramatically.
Click!
With a sharp and clear click, the uranium-235 atomic bomb’s protective gear lab let out a special type of gas all of the sudden, turning the glass of the protective gear gray.
And Chen Yu could hear a boom!
Boom!
The bomb model exploded under Chen Yu’s eyes. He was absolutely terrified!
Exploded!
It had exploded!
Boom…!
A dazzling ray of light that was as bright as the sun appeared!
Even under the filter of the special gas and gray protection gear, it still couldn’t prevent Chen Yu’s eyes from stinging.
Boom boom boom….
The toolbox vibrated violently, causing the apparatuses to fly out and the makeshift table that Chen Yu painstakingly built to collapse.
Suddenly, a miniature mushroom cloud could be seen on the screen, and a piece of meme music about explosions played in the background.
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And a chain of bullet comments could be seen, blocking half of the image on the screen!
[************!]
[It exploded?]
[FFFFFFFFFFFFF!]
[Knowledge is power.]
[I was here.]
[The scene of a Brand S mobile phone exploding.]
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[Crap! Amazing!]
[It really exploded? Did UP make a nuclear weapon for real?]
[Special effects. The atomic bomb is so small, how could it create a mushroom cloud? The glass is fine too.]
[It broke! The glass broke! Such a cool effect. Ahhhhhhhhh!]
[Live testing of a GTX1070.]
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[UP, you’re dope, I salute you, sincerely.]
[Third time viewing this.]
[My fourth!]
[The mushroom cloud is so beautiful….]
[Chibaku Tensei!]
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[OHHHHHHHHHH!]
[World peace!]
[The best toy for children! (〃’▽’〃)]
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[Open up! Police are here….]