Beauty and the Bodyguard

Darling, Help Me

“Hahahahaha!” Black Bird and the rest roared with laughter as if they just heard the funniest joke in the world.

“The police can’t even stop my entire organization, and you’re boyfriend can? Is he superman? Or is he Ultraman?” One of Black Bird’s subordinates sneered.

“Hah, this little girl thinks her boyfriend is the main character of a fantasy novel! Is your boyfriend called Liu Lei or Yang Ming?” Another one who liked to read web novels scorned her.

Yu Xiaoke was nervous, yet she didn’t want to lose her confidence against Black Bird. She laughed dryly, “My boyfriend… He… He… He’s here!”

Suddenly, Yu Xiaoke yelled in excitement, “He’s right behind you. Darling, help me! Help! Me!”

“Keep pretending, you want to shift our focus and run away? Do you think we’ll believe you?” Black Bird laughed coldly. He obviously didn’t believe Yu Xiaoke’s words. He thought that Yu Xiaoke made up a boyfriend on the spot to confuse them because she had no other way of escaping.

“It’s true!” Yu Xiaoke continued to yell, “Save me! Darling, I’m here! Your Yu Xiaoke!”

Lin Yi didn’t drive and didn’t go through the main street. He decided to take a shortcut from memory to school. Of course, Lin Yi didn’t have to worry about getting lost. As long as the sun was in the sky, Lin Yi could never get lost!

It was the most basic survival skill in the jungles. He could only survive if he knew how to quickly distinguish directions.

Although Lin Yi was walking through a desolated alley, he knew that the direction he was headed in was correct and he wasn’t worried at all.

However, he saw five men surrounding a young girl.

Lin Yi wasn’t the kind to intervene in other people’s business unless the person involved was familiar. Otherwise, Lin Yi will not likely to intervene.

However, why did the girl’s voice sound familiar? And the girl’s screams for help also surprised Lin Yi.

Was her husband somewhere in the alley with him? Lin Yi was shocked. Why didn’t he feel the presence of another person? Was this girl’s husband a top tier master? He couldn’t sense his presence?

But obviously, Lin Yi’s assumption was incorrect. When Yu Xiaoke yelled ‘darling’, she clearly shouted in his direction. Other than Lin Yi, no one else was here!

“You are calling me?” Lin Yi pointed at me and he was bewildered. Although he recognized who she was, he only met her once, and he was not her ‘darling’.

Lin Yi’s voice shocked Black Bird and his subordinates. He thought that Yu Xiaoke was yelling randomly and that there was no one there, but Lin Yi’s voice changed their minds!

“Watch her! Don’t let her escape!” Black Bird commanded before turning around to Lin Yi. But when he laid his eyes upon Lin Yi, he immediately calmed down.

From his perspective, Lin Yi was just a small! He was so thin. How could this person be his opponent? Even if Lin Yi was Yu Xiaoke’s boyfriend, only his qinggong will be slightly better than others. How can he possibly fight all five of them?

So, Black Bird threw Lin Yi to the back of his mind after one glance.

“Yes, darling, come help me! Help me! These people want to… want to play with your wife!” Yu Xiaoke waved her hands at Lin Yi.

“Huh?” Lin Yi widened his eyes. These people want to play my wife? Tang Yun? But he immediately understood that Yu Xiaoke was surrounded by these people. She wanted him to help her. However, she was afraid that he won’t help her, so she decided to convince the others of her identity first then shift the problem to him!

It looks like this burglar wasn’t brainless after all!

Lin Yi didn’t have a good impression of Yu Xiaoke, but it wasn’t bad either. At least, Yu Xiaoke was rather pretty and was pleasing to the eyes. So, when she ran into trouble, whether Lin Yi wanted to help or not completely depended on his mood.

“You are Yu Xiaoke’s boyfriend?” Black Bird studied Lin Yi with one eye, confident.

Lin Yi ignored him and walked towards Yu Xiaoke while speaking, “Didn’t I tell you to stay home and practice for a few more years before coming out? See, you got caught stealing someone’s wallet, didn’t you?”

Lin Yi thought that Yu Xiaoke was attacked because she stole Black Bird’s things, but he was wrong. Indeed, Yu Xiaoke did steal quite an amount of money, but she was taking money earned immorally too. Although Black Bird loathed her, if that was the only problem, they would only catch her than scam her without wanting to rape her!

However, the situation was drastically different now that Yu Xiaoke smashed one of his balls in. Now, he wanted to make her his exclusive property. If he didn’t rape her, did he one of his balls suffer for nothing?

“I’m talking to you. Are you fucking deaf? Why are you walking?” Black Bird stretched out his hand to block Lin Yi’s way but failed. In a blink of an eye, he was already next to Yu Xiaoke!

“No! They are thieves, hurry up and chase them away from me!” Yu Xiaoke whispered.

“Thief? Aren’t you one too?” Lin Yi questioned back.

“It’s different! I’m a good thief. They are bad!” Yu Xiaoke was on the verge of tears, “I’m begging you. Can you help me first? I’m going to lose my virginity if you don’t!”

“There are good and bad thieves?” Lin Yi was amused. Wasn’t her explanation funny? “What has it to do with losing your virginity anyway?”

“Of course there are good and bad thieves! I’m a good thief, but they only steal for their own desires. I’m different!” Yu Xiaoqian explained, “See, I stole so much but I’m still wearing cheap clothes I bought at those stalls on the street for 20 yuan!”

“Oh, you are stringy. You stole money but wear cheap clothes?” Lin Yi glanced at her clothes and it was indeed of bad quality. It was one level worse than Tang Yun’s, and she was obviously telling the truth.

“Exactly! Hurry up and help me, I can’t fight all of them!” Yu Xiaoke panicked.