Beauty and the Bodyguard

Fortress Armor Arts

“F*ck! This brat is still cocky in a situation like this. Beat him until his mom can’t recognize him!” The muscled man who asked Lin Yi to surrender Xiaoke to them was humiliated greatly. He started at Lin Yi with fury and swung a punch.

*Peng!*

The first hit directly at Lin Yi’s body.

This punch held great power. It was the best punch the man could offer. The man was proud. He’d given his full force in that punch. Was this kid an idiot? Didn’t he know how to dodge the attack? Never did he imagine that he’d strike a jackpot in this first punch. Wasn’t he lucky? The man couldn’t feel any better when he thought of Lin Yi being sent back by the punch.

However, in the next second, he felt something was wrong because there was a prick of pain coming from his fist!

“Ahh——!” the man shouted in agony, he removed his fist from Lin Yi to find that his fist was no longer a fist anymore. It was deformed into a meat pie! His bones were fractured!

“Oops, my bad. I accidentally broke your hand- your only tool of making a living!” Lin Yi looked at the man’s broken fingers with pity and touched at the spot where he was punched, “It seems like this fortress armor isn’t that bad, either?!”

The man who was shouting in pain startled when he heard Lin Yi. This brat was wearing a fortress armor? If he knew that he was wearing armor, he wouldn’t have punched him in the stomach and aimed for the brain, instead!

How unfortunate! But as unlucky as he was, there was no medicine to cure regrets. He could only accept the fact that his fist was broken….

The remaining three men who hadn’t attacked yet, formally thought that Lin Yi practiced some sort of body fortification arts and didn’t have the balls to get near him when they saw their ally lying on the ground in pain. But when they heard Lin Yi, they realized that it wasn’t the case after all!

So this kid had a treasure on his body! No problem, this kid was no tank. He only fortress armor protecting him. We should attack his head next!

Blackbird bro, on the other hand, was astonished. He didn’t know what to do, but when he heard Lin Yi had a rare treasure on his body, he was delighted. “Go get him. Snatch whatever armor he’s wearing for me!”

Blackbird was looking forward to having that piece of treasure. If the fortress armor was in his possession, then he wouldn’t have to be afraid of being beaten up when he was caught stealing anymore!

Whoever had the balls to cross him, had to pay with their blood! His lackey, who had punched Lin Yi, had a broken fist, didn’t he?

Blackbird hated himself for not meeting Lin Yi earlier. If he met Lin Yi earlier and snatched the treasure, he wouldn’t be kicked in the nuts and became single testicle guy, would he? Besides, Yu Xiaoke would be disabled too!

What a waste!

Blackbird bro felt sorry for his testicle, but it wasn’t too late now. At the very least, he could still protect his remaining testicle with the fortress armor.

The three muscled men had wanted to give Lin Yi a lesson but after hearing the Blackbird bro’s order, they were even motivated to please him, holding up their punches aiming at Lin Yi’s head!

*Peng! Peng! Peng!*

Three fists were aimed at Lin Yi’s head. As far as they were concerned, even if Lin Yi didn’t faint from this attack, he should have at least suffered a concussion! However, as always, it was too early to be happy. A jolt of pain was sent back to their brain from the fist!

“Ah—— my hand!”

“What is this pain, why is his head so hard?”

“Mine is disabled too, how’s that possible?”

Their fists were wretched into an alien’s fist, the worst shape one could imagine! The trio was rolling on the ground, shouting in torment. What an unbearable sight!

“You….you have fortress armor on your head as well?” Blackbird bro was stunned by the result. He couldn’t believe four of his strong and healthy lackeys turned into disabled men in a second!

“Yeah!” Lin Yi nodded.

“How was that possible? I don’t see anything on it?” Blackbird startled as he asked.

Yu Xiaoke also suspected Lin Yi. If he were to say that he was wearing the fortress armor under his clothes, then it was still logical, but how did he wear the armor on his head? Besides, Yu Xiaoke suspected Lin Yi all this while. She wasn’t too far from Lin Yim and other than the shirt, there was nothing underneath. So, where was this fortress armor?

Blackbird’s lackeys had their fists destroyed! That’s not how a fist would look like even if a fist met a hard metal wall. At most only bruises were formed or some of the bones were fractured, but it was impossible to turn a shape like that! As far as she was concerned, the fists were forcefully squashed by an external force and deformed into these meat pies, like an explosion?

So Yu Xiaoke doubted the existence of the fortress armor.

“Of course, you can’t see it.” Lin Yi’s face remained unchanged as he explained. “Because this is the martial arts I practice. It’s called fortress armor arts.”

“Eh?! You f*cking sh*thead cheated us?!” Blackbird bro fumed when he heard Lin Yi. He felt like Lin Yi made a fool out of him! He thought that there was this physical fortress armor under his clothing. Who knew there was nothing, but the martial arts he practiced!

“I didn’t cheat you. I’ve told you guys earlier: it’s fortress armor.” Lin Yi said with an innocent face.

“Then why didn’t you say fortress armor ARTS?” Blackbird bro clenched his teeth. He was humiliated once again. He planned to give Yu Xiaoke a lesson formally but little did he knew that her boyfriend would appear out of nowhere. Not only did he defeat all his lackeys, but he also didn’t seem to be injured from the punches as well!

“That’s an abbreviation. I thought that you knew, but how was I to know that you are this stupid?” Lin Yi said sarcastically.

“Kid, don’t think that you can do anything as you wish with the stupid martial arts you are practicing. Do you know who I am?” Blackbird was a sheep in wolf’s clothing. He didn’t expect such weird comment from Lin Yi.

“I know, you called yourself Blackbird bro, right? Did you change your name again?” Lin Yi looked at Blackbird bro with questioning eyes. Was this guy like Yushu, changing his name as he wished?

Yushu changing her own name was cute, but this guy changing his own name was obviously brainless.

“I’m the second leader of Songshan city’s thief organization. Since you’ve injured my men, how should we calculate this?” Blackbird bro was no idiot. He knew that going into a fight with Lin Yi was impossible now. He’d lost all his combat power since all of his lackeys were defeated.

Furthermore, this kid was strange. He didn’t mind getting punched and his fortress armor arts was powerful. It was like an iron plate? If he were to fight Lin Yi, wasn’t he just looking trouble for himself?