Chapter 35
Chapter 35 – Second Review Video (2)
After some bullet comments sporadically passed across the screen, light gradually appeared on the dark screen and revealed Chen Yu’s masked face.
“Greetings, my fellow friends and viewers. This is the second episode of Transdimensional Review. Firstly, I would like to thank everyone for all the support you’ve shown on the first episode. The product I bring everyone today is the Quantum Reading Glasses manufactured by the Great Light Company in the year 2144. It’s this thing on my table.”
After saying so, Chen Yu tapped the white box before him. He then returned his gaze to the camera as he explained, “This is an extremely amazing product. How amazing is it? In terms of practicality, it completely obliterates the Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory I previously reviewed.”
[How much is it? I’m buying it!]
[UP, you’re in big trouble! Someone from Bilibili analyzed your last video! They verified that you didn’t include any special effects in your video and that you really made a nuclear bomb. We already reported you to the police. Just you wait.]
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[Quantum mechanics is already outdated. Can you not go after this saturated topic, UP? How about you review a basketball that can let people sing, jump, and rap?]
“Currently, I see notification texts through the glasses telling me that the glasses have detected an information source, which is this **** in my hands. Also, if I wish to enter the quantum reading mode, I have to blink my left eye. If I choose otherwise, I have to blink my right eye.
“Alright, I blinked my left eye and have successfully entered reading mode. Now, it’s time to choose the reading mode’s standard. There are four standards to choose from: basic, intermediate, advanced, and limit. In order to read the contents of page 225 as quickly as possible, I’ll be choosing the limit standard directly!”
After saying so, Chen Yu moved his eyes up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right.
[Is the UP having a stroke?]
[Maybe it’s epilepsy.]
[So, this is the rumored quantum reading? Sure enough, it’s different from the other flamboyant and cheap goods…]
[Truthfully, since you’re going down the path of insane and fantasy reviews, you might as well go all-out. For example, you can review an ICBM. That will definitely be interesting. Why are you trying to barge into a boring topic like quantum mechanics? Are you out of creativity already, UP?]
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At the same time, over a thousand kilometers away, inside a wide room of an unlisted apartment unit in Beijing, a group of men and women was seated around an office table with heavy expressions on their faces.
Meanwhile, playing on the big screen hung on a nearby wall was none other than Chen Yu’s second review video.
“Leader, the detailed spectral analysis is complete.”
Suddenly, the door to the room opened. A bespectacled youth then walked into the room and handed a portfolio to the middle-aged man seated at the head of the office table.
“We’ll resume watching the video afterward.”
As soon as the middle-aged man said so, the video playing on the screen stopped. Immediately afterward, the middle-aged man opened the portfolio and started carefully reading the documents inside.
However, the more he read, the uglier his complexion became.
Five minutes later, the middle-aged man finished reading the portfolio. Clenching his fists, he said, “It is confirmed that the independent media Transdimensional Review’s video contains no special effects.”
“In other words…” one of the men seated beside the middle-aged man muttered in a husky voice.
“That’s right.” Nodding, the middle-aged man continued, “That so-called Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory indeed contained high-density Uranium-235 as well as all sorts of other illegal materials.”
After saying so, the middle-aged man abruptly stood up and smacked the table. “Start setting things up! Crack the hidden IP address, analyze the video’s background, identify the person’s accent, and construct a criminal portrait of that person! I also want the account records of every person that leaves a comment, shares, or saves that video! Verify the criminal’s location and identity as soon as possible and capture him!”
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“Yes, sir!”