Chapter 38
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Chapter 38 – Is the WiFi There Fast?
[Chen Yu: “If one bucket isn’t enough, I’ll add another bucket. Two buckets of tap water!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “…Mr. Chen, that’s too expensive. You don’t have to spend that kind of money.”]
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[Chen Yu: “No need to be polite. With our relationship, what’s there to be concerned about a little money? It’s fine so long as you’re happy.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Thank you for your kind gesture. I am very happy.”]
[Chen Yu: “Once I get back home tonight, open up a space-time wormhole, and I’ll send the water over. I’ll let you have your fill.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “You really don’t need to do that, Mr. Chen. The mass of the universe cannot be changed. The water resource in your space-time belongs to your universe’s matter. We cannot obtain it.”]
“This is the second time you’ve woken me.”
“I was wrong.”
“Do you dare do it again?”
“No! I won’t do it again! I’m very cowardly,” Li Liang said as he frantically shook his head, the light reflecting off his head seeming to brighten up the classroom by quite a bit. “However, you really are courageous, Brother Chen.”
Rubbing his tired eyes, Chen Yu put down the table leg and asked, “How so?”
“Don’t you know that our class’s form teacher left the school to search the various internet cafes for you? He says he’s going to skin you alive if he catches you.”
“Oh.” Chen Yu nodded blankly in response.
“Aren’t you afraid?”
“Why should I be?” Chen Yu said as he sent Li Liang a look of contempt. “Baldie, let me tell you. As students, we don’t need to be afraid and submissive. So what if they catch me? If they have the ability to do so, let’s see them expel me!”
Chen Yu’s words shocked Li Liang.
“You don’t know just how high my position in school is right now. Even the principal is covering for me. I’m not boasting to you. Just look at how many times I’ve skipped class recently. What can the form teacher do to me?”
Upon hearing this, Li Liang started retreating fearfully away from Chen Yu.
“Just look at your frightened face. How is that befitting of that bald head of yours? Regardless, I’ve been finding our form teacher to be an eyesore recently. He’s been constantly targeting me like a loon. Once I graduate, I’ll be sure to give him a pleasant sur—”
Before Chen Yu could finish speaking, he suddenly felt a palm land on his shoulder.
Immediately, Chen Yu’s body shuddered involuntarily. He then stiffly turned his head around.
In the next moment, the figures of his form teacher, Niu Lanshan, Principal Pang, and his biological mother entered his vision. Currently, all four of them were staring at him with unblinking eyes.
“…”
Slowly turning his head back, Chen Yu quietly dug his phone out of his pocket and rapidly dialed the emergency medical services number “120.”
“Hello? Is there an open bed in the nearby hospital? Is the WiFi there fast?”
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