Chapter 47
Chapter 47 – Review Ends
[First!]
[Viewer 23.]
[Selling peanuts, sunflower seeds, and douhua in the front row.]
[Grandpa! The UP you’re paying attention to has a new update!]
[Leaving my mark here before this video becomes popular.]
[Like first, watch later.]
[I’m eager to see what kind of insane product the UP is going to reveal this time.]
Unlike before, the thick steel rod was now bent.
“As I had released my grip partway, the Golden Finger was not able to display its full strength. Otherwise, this steel rod would’ve snapped directly in half.”
Clang.
Tossing away the steel rod, Chen Yu pointed the Golden Finger at the camera and asked, “Well? Is everyone satisfied with the function of this product? It is truly a godlike tool for head-flicking!”
[Godlike head-flicking tool (No)! Close friend exterminator (Yes)!
[I’m shocked! Are these special effects?]
[Godly head-popper!]
[Wonderful! I’m going to buy one and join the war…]
[The finger part of an exoskeleton.]
[Thanos takes off the Infinity Gauntlet in embarrassment…]
[I just wish to know how the UP managed to get his hands on such a thing. Did he make it himself?]
[Itachi: “Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time…”]
[I recommend using it to flick naughty children…]
After a wave of bullet comments passed by, Chen Yu’s figure on the screen turned his body slightly and revealed the Golden Finger’s right side to the camera. He then explained, “Flicking foreheads is only one of the Golden Finger’s functions. It still has another function that is equally great, and that is its speed function.
“Like the power function, the speed function has three gears. In the first gear, the finger cot will vibrate ten times per second!”
After Chen Yu pressed the first right button, the Golden Finger immediately started vibrating at an extremely high speed.
“Next up, the second gear. One hundred vibrations per second!”
Brr…
The instant Chen Yu pressed the second button, the Golden Finger accelerated, vibrating like a phantom. The sound of wind was clearly audible.
“With this function, whether you are playing instruments or participating in e-sports, you can achieve more with less! You can even use this function to turn the Golden Finger into a drill!”
[Amazing! I am truly convinced! Only a true lunatic would create such an item!]
[Wow! I seem to have discovered its true purpose!]
[Why do I feel that things are developing in a wrong direction…]
[Is my screen becoming yellow?][1]
[I get you!]
[What an outstanding recommendation!]
[You guys continue watching. I’m heading out for a bit. My dominant arm is feeling a little itchy.]
[I finished…]
“Lastly, the third gear! One thousand vibrations per second!”
Brr!!
A strong wind started roaring as soon as Chen Yu pressed the third button. Under the dynamic vision of humans, the rapidly vibrating Golden Finger actually transformed into a solid, golden plate!
[Crap! Crap! Crap!]
[????]
[Will the UP’s middle finger get crippled?]
[A dog is robbing your video! UP, kill him now!]
[This abomination is meant for Gods…]
[Quickly save this loon.]
[Am I the only one that thinks that this thing can be used to tease cats?]
[I suspect you’re an old driver…]
After displaying the Golden Finger’s speed function for a bit longer, Chen Yu powered it off and put it back into its box. Clasping his hands together, he then looked at the camera and said, “Alright, the Golden Middle Finger’s review ends here.
“Thank you, Handicraft Company, for supplying this technological product to me. Of course, I would also like to thank you for the support you’ve shown me, fellow viewers. Also, also, forgive me for being presumptuous, but I hope everyone can share my videos and bring my videos to the attention of many others. This is very important to me. This concerns whether I can have more and better technological products to share with everyone.
“Next week, I will be reviewing my fourth product on this channel. This will also be the last product for my ‘newcomer’ period. Let’s meet again next Monday. Goodbye!”
After Chen Yu finished speaking, the screen darkened, and numerous bullet comments flew across it.
The video was over.