Chapter 58
Chapter 58 – The Curse of Being an Elder Brother
After taking the syringe out of the box, Chen Yu raised it toward his window to get a better look at it.
As he studied the spiraling syringe, he got the impression that the blue liquid inside was consciously moving.
“Why does it feel like the t-Virus[1]?”
Chen Yu pulled out his phone and searched for images of the dangerous t-Virus on the internet to compare with the blue liquid he held. And the more images he looked at, the more he found the t-Virus similar to the blue liquid he held.
[Chen Yu: “I got the item. However, I want to know if it’s harmful or not.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “It is a gene agent that’s considerably beneficial to the human constitution. How can it possibly be harmful?”]
[Chen Yu: “Alright, then. Take it as me overthinking things. Oh, right. Is this gene agent capable of increasing intelligence?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I will open the space-time wormhole for you now. Please place the thermostatic syringe into it.”]
Immediately, a white vortex formed before Chen Yu. He then casually tossed the empty syringe into the wormhole.
Three seconds later, a roll of toilet paper fell out of the wormhole.
Once the wormhole disappeared, Chen Yu extended his hand to grab the toilet paper. He put it before his nose and gave it a sniff but failed to smell any fragrance from it.
Will it give off a fragrance only after it is used?
With this thought in mind, Chen Yu brought the roll out of his room and went to the toilet. He then hung it in the toilet paper dispenser there and pulled out a sheet.
Flap.
To Chen Yu’s surprise, an instruction manual actually fell off the back of the sheet of toilet paper he pulled out.
Picking up the instruction manual, he saw only one sentence written on it.
[Any body fluid that comes into contact with this paper towel will activate the active matter contained within the paper’s fibers and cause it to release a mysterious fragrance.]
“So, that’s the case!” Realization dawned upon Chen Yu. “There’s actually active matter inside it.”
After giving the toilet paper another look, Chen Yu squatted down and stuck his tongue out before the toilet paper. He then licked it without hesitation.
In the next second, a strange, indescribable fragrance drifted into Chen Yu’s nose, intoxicating him.
“This is truly…wonderful…”
After sniffing the strange fragrance for a while, Chen Yu suddenly heard the sound of something hitting the floor coming from behind him. Turning his head around, he saw Chen Erke staring at him wide-eyed and a crayon by her feet.
Even after a moment had passed, Chen Yu’s tongue remained stretched out of his mouth.
Meanwhile, Chen Erke remained standing motionlessly as well.
The two siblings goggled at each other, their muscles stiff.
Time seemingly stopped at this moment.
Sound seemingly disappeared as well.
After an unknown amount of time had passed, Chen Erke snapped out of her daze and took a step back. She then slammed the toilet’s door shut with a bang.
She said through the door, “I… I didn’t see anything. (ಥ_ಥ)”
“Second Eldest! Wa-Wait! Second Eldest, let me explain!”
Chen Yu chased after Chen Erke in a panic. However, like a frightened rabbit, she dashed into the master bedroom and locked the door.
That was a scene she would never forget for the rest of her life.
Her elder brother had actually been licking a sheet of paper with an affectionate and intoxicated expression on his face.
That was paper found inside the toilet. Aside from it being toilet paper, what else could it possibly be?
…
Chen Yu: “…”
After standing before the master bedroom’s door in a daze for some time, Chen Yu turned around and dragged himself back into his own room. He then walked to his window and looked at the flowing traffic below with a lifeless expression.
“It’s over…
“I’m finally going to be treated like a pervert by my little sisters…”