Chapter 59
Chapter 59 – Humanity’s No. 1 Most Lethal Weapon
The next day, Monday, 7:50 A.M.:
Chen Yu dropped off his three younger sisters at school like always.
Today, however, he made a slight change to their route. First, he dropped off Chen Yike. Then, he dropped off Chen Sanke. Finally, he dropped off Chen Erke.
“Second Eldest, here’s your schoolbag.”
“Mhm.”
After timidly receiving her schoolbag, Chen Erke quickly turned around and ran off as if she was fleeing a gangster. However, before she could get far, Chen Yu had grabbed her shoulders and stopped her in place.
“Second Eldest, don’t go first. I have some things I need to explain to you,” Chen Yu said as he awkwardly scratched the back of his neck. “About that paper from yesterday…”
“Scram,” Chen Yu said as he pulled out the table leg from his desk compartment.
“Affirmative.”
Following which, time flew by. In the blink of an eye, it was already 9 A.M.
Despite the mathematics teacher enthusiastically teaching at the front of the class, Chen Yu paid no attention to the lesson at all, pulling out his phone and putting on his earphones. He then opened Bilibili’s app and started fervently scrolling through the technology section.
Very quickly, he located the video titled “Transdimensional Review! Humanity’s No. 1 Most Lethal Weapon!”
Tapping into the video, he noticed that, in just two short minutes since the video went live, the statistics displayed below the video had skyrocketed already!
…
Views: 124,868
Bullet comments: 432
Comments: 305
Likes: 75,263
Shares: 801
Donated Coins: 34,555
…
Over 120,000 views!
It was obvious that many subscribers had been sitting before their computers or phones, waiting for the video to go live at 9 A.M.
My subscriber loyalty is probably number one in the entire platform, right?
Revealing a delighted smile, Chen Yu refreshed the video page.
Sure enough, the view count had skyrocketed once more!
170,072!
Amazing! Who cares about some comedian named Yidan? I’m a technology broadcaster. Can he even compare with me?
After satisfying his “frustrated” pride, Chen Yu tapped on the play button and started the video.
A second later, the black screen gradually turned white.
At the same time, a tide of bullet comments started flowing across the screen from right to left.
[First!]
[Which one of my sons are you people?]
[First!]
[First!]
[Twenty-eighth!]
[Second…]
[Finally, an update!]
[Isn’t humanity’s most lethal weapon the keyboard?]
[Those watching this video during class, please raise your hand!]
[+1]
[+2]
After the tide of bullet comments came to an end, Chen Yu’s masked face appeared on the screen. “Greetings, my fellow viewers! This is Transdimensional Review’s fourth episode…”