Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 60 - : Sir, Times Have Changed



Chapter 60 – Sir, Times Have Changed (1)

“This is Transdimensional Review’s fourth episode! I am very grateful for the support everyone has shown me thus far! Today, I have brought a slightly special product for everyone.”

Extending three upraised fingers to the camera, Chen Yu said, “In the first episode, I reviewed a nuclear simulation toy. In the second episode, I reviewed a pair of quantum glasses meant for studying and office work. In the third episode, I reviewed a small item meant for leisurely entertainment. The product for today’s review, however, has a qualitative difference compared to the past three products!

“The reason being…”

At this point, Chen Yu opened his hand and smacked his palm on the table before him, saying, “It…is a weapon!

“It is a firearm possessing great destructive power!

“And it is called a gun!”

[I think you really lost your mind, UP.]

Buzz!

A red beam then shot out of the muzzle, appearing and disappearing in the blink of an eye.

The mouse inside the cage instantly vaporized. Aside from a few wisps of blue smoke, nothing was left of the mouse—not even a strand of fur.

Whoosh… Whoosh…

The circular structure inside the gun barrel slowly came to a stop. Chen Yu then carefully placed the gun on the table and then bent over to pick up the brick that was used to support the cage. Displaying the cage before the camera, Chen Yu pointed at a melted steel bar of the cage and said, “Everyone, can you see it? The place the heat ray brushed against melted completely. It’s still red-hot even now. I’ll use water to validate the temperature of the melted steel.”

After saying so, Chen Yu grabbed a bottle of Master Kong brand mineral water and poured water over the cage.

Sizzle!

Steam instantly shrouded the melted steel!

[Crap! Crap! Crap!]

[????]

[What did I just see?]

[???]

[!!!!]

[“Is this magic? This must be magic, right?]

[How did you do it?!]

[Mouse: ??? Where am I?]

[My god! Don’t tell me this is real…]

[Everyone knows that videos cannot be edited, so this must be real. ¯_( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)_/¯]

[There are no ashes! Dislike!]

[No need for corpse disposal. This is a must-have product for travel and murder…]

A barrage of bullet comments immediately appeared on the screen, covering every corner of it.

Meanwhile, inside a distant hotel suite, the investigation team paused the video that was playing on the TV, and the five members looked at each other with startled expressions.

Among the five, the young man named Xiao Li instinctively moved his hand to touch the small gun holster at his waist.

Gulp.

After swallowing his saliva, which had pooled in his mouth, with great difficulty, he stammered, “Lea-Leader, I… I think my menstrual cycle is here. Can I take time off from tonight’s operation?”

Instead of responding to Xiao Li’s absurd excuse, the middle-aged man leading the investigation team removed his glasses and wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead. “It’s a warning! He is warning us! He knows we are looking for him!”

“Leader, what should we do?” the woman standing beside the middle-aged man asked, her expression turning ugly as she looked at the 404 Heat Ray Gun displayed on the screen. “With… With things as they are, I don’t think this is a situation we can resolve by ourselves.”

For a moment, silence reigned in the hotel suite.

With trembling hands, the middle-aged man put back his glasses and said hoarsely, “Send this video to Beijing’s teams and have them do an analysis report first. If it is determined that there are no special effects in the video and that the weapon is real, report this matter to the higher-ups immediately. As for ourselves, we will halt all our operations for now and wait for reinforcements. Also, please contact Director Wang of the nearby 377 Army…and make follow-up plans.”

“Understood!” x3

“Let’s continue watching the video, then.”

With an anxious face, the middle-aged man raised the remote control and pressed the Play button.

In the next moment, inside the video, Chen Yu tossed away the damaged cage and lifted the heavy 404 Heat Ray Gun. He then pointed the muzzle at the camera and said, “One target is naturally insufficient to prove the power of this weapon. Next up, we will be testing it on more exciting targets…”


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.