Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 77 - All Must Die!



Chapter 77 – All Must Die!

After finding out that spending his points wouldn’t affect his evaluation, Chen Yu could finally rest at ease. Raising his wrist, he swiftly swiped across the screen of his watch and entered the Transdimensional Store’s interface. Upon entering the store’s interface, the information of five products greeted him.

[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products (Refreshes at midnight every day.)]

[1. Portable Enhanced Nintendo Switch: Released by Nintendo Co., Ltd. in the year 2022. The Portable Enhanced Nintendo Switch ran at 1080p resolution. Compared to the original Nintendo Switch, battery life is increased by 35%, CPU performance is increased by 42%, GPU performance is increased by 45%, and usability experience of the JoyCon and linear motor are optimized. The selling price is 1 point.]

[2. Sure-fire Football: Released by the “Insufficient National Football Coaches” Sports Company in the year 2031. Designed specifically for the national football team. The Sure-fire Football has a built-in GPS positioning system and a built-in MediaTek CP991 high-performance chip that allows it to accurately distinguish between friend and foe. When allied athletes dribble the ball, it will intelligently avoid the enemy’s tackles, interceptions, and blocks. When kicked toward the enemy goalpost, with the help of aerodynamics, there is an 83% chance of the ball hitting the goal. The selling price is 2 points.]

[3. Pear First Generation Mobile Phone: Released by the Pear Company in the year 2057. Focused on security, the Pear First Generation Mobile Phone has a CPU with 32 cores and 64 threads and a high-pressured water cooling system for heat dissipation. It also has a built-in epoch-making blood unlocking technology, granting it a security rating of A++. Only a small knife is needed. It is also possible to use the phone to test for blood pressure, blood lipids, and blood sugar levels. When the phone is separated from the owner by more than 10 meters, it will instantly explode and destroy all information contained on it. The selling price is 4 points.]

[4. Smart Window Application: Released by the Smart Window Company in the year 2033. The Smart Window Application allows humans to be free from the need to actively searching for information. Through the use of a smartphone’s camera, users can take pictures of objects or people and quickly find all available data. The available information includes, but is not limited to: brand, prices, and purchase links of clothing, the history, culture, and individuals related to a particular building, your boyfriend’s recent expenditure in hotels and KTVs, your girlfriend’s lipstick number, her change in hairstyle, anniversary dates, and her hospital abortion reports. The selling price is 3 points. (This application requires the support of the Smart Window Company, so it can only be used in the year 2033 and onwards.)]

“There are no beauties!” Little Peach declared with a dark expression. “You’re the only one there, bastard!”

“Only… Only myself…”

“Yes, only you.”

“Only me…” Chen Yu gradually quietened down at these words.

Wiping off the simulated sweat that had formed on her forehead, Little Peach continued softly, “You’re lying on the beach. You feel very relaxed and comfortable.”

“Comfortable…”

“Your stress has disappeared, and you feel light and fluffy.”

“Disappeared…”

“You are soundly asleep by the sea, on the beach, and under the sun.”

“Sleep…”

After murmuring these words, Chen Yu’s muscles relaxed entirely as he fell into a deep sleep.

Seeing this, Little Peach placed down the rattle and leaned against the bedside, her eyes staring at Chen Yu’s profile without blinking. Gradually, a gentle and happy smile formed on her face.

“This human…

“He is the first person I saw.

“Never. I will never leave him…”

Loyalty did not require many reasons. With a reason, it would no longer be pure loyalty, but a logical act instead.[1]

Meanwhile, as an artificial intelligence, there was no form of loyalty purer than this…

“Mr. Chen…”

However, the “warm” smile on Little Peach’s face did not last long. Three minutes later, as if a bug had appeared in her programming, her expression suddenly changed as she raised her palm and gave Chen Yu a slap!

Slap!

Chen Yu instantly awoke from his slumber. Abruptly sitting up from his bed, he looked at Little Peach in horror.

As for Little Peach, she was in the midst of earnestly looking at her own palm.

“You… Why did you hit me?!”

“There was a mosquito on your face,” Little Peach said as she extended her hand, showing the mosquito corpse on her palm. “I killed it.”

“…” Calm gradually returned to Chen Yu’s face when he saw the mosquito corpse. However, after a moment of silence, he suddenly shouted, “Why didn’t you just shoo it away?! Is there a need to hit me?!”

“Heh.” A cold glint flashing across her eyes, Little Peach said, “All who dares touch my man must die.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Also…” Pointing at Chen Yu’s crotch, Little Peach said, “Your pants are wet.”


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