Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1370 – Stand Here And Let You Hit Me

“Old man, is there something wrong with you? Why are you laughing in front of our house? Scram if there’s no business here. I’m the bodyguard of this house, no strangers allowed!” Goudan said with one look at the idiot who was laughing at nothing.

“Kid, I am Jin Wudi! Didn’t you say you were going to kill me with one hit?” Wudi started laughing loudly again, as if he’d heard the biggest joke ever! “Hahahaha, ignorant child!”

“You’re Jin Wudi?” Goudan paused, not expecting this idiot to be the one Chentian was talking about.

“It is me!” Jin Wudi said proudly.

“He’s Jin Wudi? Why does he seem like he’s a bit stupid- is there something wrong with him?” Goudan said after turning to Chentian, “Is there some sort of mistake?”

“Boss, I think that’s him!” Wutian said with one look- he didn’t know what the guy looked like personally, but he knew all these people behind him! With all of them present, this was probably the guy.

“Alright, I guess you’re Jin Wudi then. Old man, why are you here? I hear you’re going at my boss to cause him trouble? If that’s the case, I’ll have to kill you with one hit!” Goudan said as he looked at him.

“Hahahaha!” Wudi started laughing loudly again, laughing so happily- he turned around to everyone behind him, his face very pleased, “You guys all hear that? He wants to kill me with one hit, isn’t that funny?”

“Hahahaha!” Zhen Yingjun laughed loudly as well, “The guy’s an idiot- killing the invincible Elder with one hit? One hundred hits wouldn’t do anything at all, you’d just die of exhaustion! Hahaha!”

Wudi nodded, satisfied after hearing Yingjun chime in.

“Wu Chentian, what is wrong with you? Why are you on Lin Yi’s side? Are you thinking of fighting House Xiao, House Pi, and House Zhao?” Wangba pointed at Chentian, barking. They were allies with House Wu, but this Wu Chentian went to the enemy’s side for no reason!

“Lin Yi’s my big boss now, naturally I’m on his side!” Chentian said as if it was a simple fact, “The people you, House Xiao, had were too weak, too weak in front of my boss, let alone my big boss! I’m going to learn kung fu from him and become strong!”

“Chentian, have you thought of the consequences of your actions?” Wangba was furious at the humiliation, “You need to understand that fighting House Xiao means fighting House Pi!”

“Who the hell are you, are you the son of that old b*tch? Shut your mouth first, or you’ll die later as well! And all of you, all of you shut up!” Goudan was getting annoyed- this Chentian wasn’t strong or anything, but he was loyal- calling him boss before he even taught him anything! His loyalty from the get go gave him a good impression of him!

Chentian may be a prideful man, but he actually wasn’t a complete idiot- he knew what was going on. In the wulin world, going back on your honor and word was the one of the biggest things they avoided! He used to be drinking buddies with the Xiao brothers before, but now he called Goudan boss- things were different!

And so, since Chentian had chosen to follow Goudan, he had to walk the entire way! Of course, he also thought that Goudan would win for sure- didn’t the guy say he would win? He before that Earth class wasn’t tough at all!

Qibing started laughing, “Who the hell are you? Even Lin Yi didn’t dare say big words like that, you’re just a follower of his, and you’re so cocky? Don’t you know that cocky people got hurt easily?”

“Oh, I know now, you were too cocky, that’s why your legs got destroyed by Shield Bro!” Yushu said as she looked pitifully at Qibing.

Yushu and Mengyao had walked out as well- they had heard all the commotion from inside. What were all these people doing here?

“Chen Yushu, don’t you get too cocky- you’ll be taken home by Zhen Yingjun to play with later!” Qibing said with one hateful look at her.

“Oh, that’s impossible,” Yushu said casually, “If I were to get played with, it’d be by Shield Bro. As for that Zhen Yingjun or whatever, he’d be pissing his pants after Jin Wudi gets killed.”

“Bullshit- useless bullshit!” Qibing didn’t believe that a mere follower of Lin Yi could fight Jin Wudi. But, was Lin Yi not here?

“Prophet Shu’s words are always accurate- just watch,” Yushu said with a look of disdain, as if Qibing was an ignorant man.

“What’s going on?” Mengyao waved her hand, telling Yushu to stop first as she looked at Goudan.

“This Jin Wudi guy is here to cause trouble for boss- I’ll just kill him,” G0oudan pointed at him.

“You’re here to cause trouble to Lin Yi?” Mengyao frowned as she looked at the guy.

“Not only am I here to kill Lin Yi, I’m here to take you two girls! House Zhen paid me ten million to bring you back for them to play with!” Wudi said as if there was nothing wrong with that at all.

“You…” Mengyao wanted to ask just what had caused this, but this guy just came out and said something so shameless! Now she was angry, “Er Goudan, kill him then- Shu, let’s go back!”

“It’s useless, after I take care of Lin Yi and this arrogant little kid, I’ll take you away!” With that Wudi turned to Goudan, “Where is Lin Yi? Tell him to come out and die, the damn turtle! Letting an idiot follower block for him like this!”

In Wudi’s perspective, Goudan was an idiot- he was saying that he wanted to kill with one hit, but didn’t he know about his Golden clock protection? He thought that killing two House Pi mystics was a big deal?

“Boss isn’t here, he’s tasked me with protecting Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu. If you’re here to take them, then I have no choice but to kill you!” Goudan said seriously, “Old Man, do you really wish to die?”

“Wahaha, you ignorant child! I’ve heard many cocky words before in my life, but as for somone so cocky as to say he’ll kill me with one hit- you’re the only one!” Wudi laughed loudly, “I’ve really opened my eyes today, so this is what an idiot looks like! If that’s the case, I’ll stand here and let you hit me then, let’s see if you can kill me in one hit?”