Chapter 109 - Daily Life (2)
Chapter 109 – Daily Life (2)
One man and one dog stared at each other for a long time.
And through each other’s eyes, both sides saw their own reflections…
“Woof!”
The gray puppy suddenly leaped into the air and landed on the sofa. It then started rubbing its head against Chen Yu’s legs.
“Wow!” Chen Yike clapped. “It likes Big Brother a lot! Big Brother, you’re amazing!”
“Wow!” Chen Erke clapped. “It likes Big Brother a lot! Big Brother, you’re amazing!”
Chen Sanke: “Ditto.”
…
The next day, 7.30 AM:
After the Chen family’s four siblings had their breakfast, they promptly left home and went to school together.
Chen Yu had bags hung all over his body, as usual, leading the way with the posture of a walking humanoid shelf.
Five minutes later, the four siblings arrived before a kindergarten.
Halting his steps, Chen Yu passed the bag hung on his left hand to Chen Sanke and said, “Listen to the teacher and have fun.”
“Mhm!” Chen Sanke nodded while sucking on her feeding bottle. After receiving her bag, she strode past the gate and toward her school.
Another eight minutes later, the group of three arrived before a grade school.
“Second Eldest, pay attention to class. If anyone bullies you, tell me.”
“Okay.”
Another few minutes later, Chen Yu and Chen Yike arrived before a middle school.
“Brother.” Before Chen Yu could speak up, Chen Yike said in anguish, “Mom’s not letting us raise it. What should we do?”
“I’ve already said mom won’t agree to it. We have no choice but to secretly raise it,” Chen Yu said, shrugging. “For the next few days, work together with Second and Third Eldest to pester dad. Take turns acting cute and secure a ‘high ground.’ Afterward, just have dad give some pillow talk to mom.”
“I guess that’s the only way.” Sighing, Chen Yike received her bag and turned toward her school.
“Wait a second! One more thing!”
“Hmm?”
“No dating! I’ll break your leg otherwise!”
Chen Yike narrowed her eyes at Chen Yu’s words. Suddenly, her figure moved as she kicked at Chen Yu at lightning speed!
Whoosh!
Having long since prepared himself for this, Chen Yu swiftly dodged the kick. At the same time, relying on his superhuman athletic abilities, he sent a backhand slap at Chen Yike’s forehead!
Smack!
“Ah!”
Chen Yike covered her head in agony and slowly squatted down…
…
After entering Sixth High and walking into Class 2-2’s classroom, Chen Yu noticed a small box sitting on his desk.
Carefully observing the box, he found that there was actually a cake in it!
“Good morning!” Xing Biqi, who sat before Chen Yu, turned around and greeted Chen Yu. With a blush on her face, she asked, “I made this for you last night. Do you like it?”
“You made a cake? For me?” Chen Yu was stunned.
“Mhm.” Xing Biqi shyly lowered her head, the blush on her cheeks spreading all the way to her ears. “O-Open it. There’s a surprise.”
“A surprise?”
Growing suspicious, Chen Yu opened the box and removed the cake from it. Quickly, he noticed two English letters made out of dark chocolate placed on top of the cake.
“This is…” Frowning, Chen Yu muttered, “S…and M?”
“Mhm.” Xing Biqi’s body shuddered slightly, her head close to hidden beneath the table.
“You…” As Chen Yu looked at Xing Biqi, an incredulous look appeared on his face. “You actually dare curse at me?”
“Huh?”
“Aren’t these the first letters for ‘stupid motherf*cker?’ Do you think I can’t see through it?!”
“…” Xing Biqi’s face blanked out.
“You are the first person in Class 2 that dares taunt me. Amazing. You must’ve poisoned the cake as well, right?”
“Uu…” Xing Biqi opened her mouth and thought to explain herself. However, no words came to her mind.
“If not for my sharp wit allowing me to see through the meaning of these letters, I would’ve eaten this cake and had diarrhea for at least three days! I would truly be a stupid motherf*cker, then!”
“I…”
“Take it away!”
“You’re misunderstanding…”
“Take the cake away!”
Stretching out her hands in a daze, Xing Biqi tentatively took the cake away.
“Heh.” Sneering, Chen Yu said, “What an amateur trick. Tomorrow, I’ll bake you a cake with the letters S and B decorating it. If you don’t eat it, I’ll smack it into your face.”
Xing Biqi: “…”
Sitting back into his seat, Chen Yu pointed ahead and said, “Turn around. Don’t interrupt my studies.”
Buzz! Buzz, buzz!
At this time, Chen Yu suddenly received a message on his phone.
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, congratulations! After our company’s evaluation, your access level has been raised from D- to D!”]