Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 134 - Why are You Still Standing There? Come at Me!



Chapter 134 – Why are You Still Standing There? Come at Me!

“That’s it for today’s review. It’s time to return to Earth.”

After saying so, Chen Yu pushed the plasma engine to its limits and flew straight toward outer space.

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[¿¿¿]

[I even took y pants off already, yet you’re telling me it’s over?]

[This lousy ending is too much!]

[Restart.]

“Daddy!”

“Daddy!”

“Grandpa!”

“Daddy!”

“Daddy!”

“Ouh! Ouh! Ouh!”

The crowd of 200 people instantly became a mess. They huddled beneath Chen Yu and frantically waved their arms at him. All of them wore excitement and enthusiasm on their faces.

As students who possessed creative thinking and interest in surrealism, they felt indescribable emotions from seeing future technology appear before their eyes.

“King!”

“King!”

“King!”

“King!”

“King…”

At some point, the word “King” started getting mixed into the crowd’s noisy shouts, and it caused Chen Yu to shiver in delight.

“Cough. Calm down.”

“King!”

“King!”

“King!”

“Calm down.”

Looking down at the students as if they were his “subjects,” Chen Yu loudly said, “Everyone, quiet. Be quiet and listen to me.”

[This damned… Beat the bragging bastard to death!]

[I feel the same.]

[The coolest host in history.]

[Jealousy, makes my mouth rot.]

[You guys are behaving like a cult! Unacceptable! Daddy!]

[I’m heading to Qingdao on a plane already. Host, you must wait for me.]

[I’m getting too excited. I can’t…]

[30 seconds left until the cops arrive at the battlefield.]

After the chaotic crowd calmed down, everyone started staring at Chen Yu with unblinking eyes.

“Everyone, make some room. I’m going to land. Don’t crowd around me. The bottom of the suit is very hot. You might get burned.”

“Come down!”

“UP! Hurry up and come down!”

“Can we touch your armor?”

“Friends, out of the way! Give the UP some space to land!”

“I love you! I want to give birth to monkeys for you!”

After the crowd struggled for some time, they finally managed to open up a five-meter radius space.

To avoid burning anyone with the plasma engine’s tail flame, Chen Yu simply powered it down mid-air and freefell over a dozen meters.

Boom!

When Chen Yu landed, small cracks formed on the brick roof. The surrounding students also subconsciously took a few steps back as they felt the roof tremble.

“Everyone, don’t come near me yet.”

Stretching out his hand, Chen Yu stopped the surrounding crowd from approaching him. Afterward, he separated the crowd and approached the water tank sitting on the roof. He then grabbed the hose there, turned the valve, and carefully washed every part of his armor.

He had traveled to the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter. There might be some harmful substances stuck on his armor, so he needed to clean it.

[Shocking news: A certain livestreamer takes a bath and receives over a million views.]

[Crap. Did UP just become a celebrity?]

[Awesome! I see the police! They’ve surrounded the tower, but they dare not come in!]

[Helicopters have arrived as well.]

[Dammit! They sealed off the Century Tower! I want to go up and take a look!]

[I’m standing on a nearby building! I can see the UP from here!]

[Why are you always visiting Qingdao, UP? Don’t you know that Beijing is the capital?]

[Don’t you know Chang’an is the old capital?]

[Don’t you know Shenzhen’s economy is developed?]

[Don’t you know our Lianhua Village needs you?]

[Hah… The rice in my bowl suddenly doesn’t taste good anymore…]

Clack.

After tightening the valve and tossing away the hose, Chen Yu shook off the water on his body like the husky at home. He then turned toward the students ahead of him, stretched out his hand, and hooked his finger at them.

“Why are you still standing there? Come at me!”

“Ahhhh!”

Immediately, the crowd of 200 people dashed forward…


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