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Chapter 138 - Most Terrifying Weapon in History



Chapter 138 – Most Terrifying Weapon in History

[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products (Refreshes at midnight every day.)]

[1. Dark Matter Synthetic Drinking Water: Produced by the Red Bull Company in the year 2211. This product satisfies the curiosity and pursuit of humans toward dark matter in the 23rd century. The drink is composed of a small amount of axions, sterile neutrinos, and pure drinking water. If one connects the cans of the beverage sold solely in the year 2212, it is possible to encircle the Earth 12 times. The product’s popularity exceeded even the radioactive beverage boom in 1918. The selling price is 10 points.]

Chen Yu: “…”

[2. Coach Payback Shot Put: The honorary product of the Vengeance Sports Company produced in the year 2147. One-time use product. The shot’s shape and weight are consistent with the standard shot put specifications and will absolutely pass the tests of standard scanning equipment. The shot’s built-in ultrasonic microsensor can guide the athlete to adjust their posture and strength, ensuring that they will hit their coach at a 100% accuracy within 15 meters. Upon impact, the microsensor will immediately shatter, making it difficult for any traces to be found. The selling price is 22 points.]

Chen Yu sighed and massaged his temples before looking at the next product.

[3. Life Sphere: Produced by the Globe Trekker Outdoor Toys Company in the year 2232. The suggested playing method is for the user to enter the sphere and roll down from the top of a mountain. The sphere has a 2.5-meter diameter. The outer surface is made of a special ENET soft plastic material capable of cushioning a falling force of 95 meters per second (under standard Earth gravity), preventing any harm from coming to the user. When in use, the inside of the ball will automatically secrete a lubricating fluid that lowers the user’s rolling frequency and reduces frictional heat. The selling price is 20 points.]

Huh?

The instruction manual was only three pages long. It took Chen Yu only half a minute to finish reading it. From what he read, this product was initially meant to cure amnesia. However, for some reason, after 50 years of continuous modification, it became a product that caused mass-amnesia instead…

After grasping the method to utilize this technological product, Chen Yu carefully removed the leather case from the box and carefully observed it under the light. He then tentatively put his lips at the bottom of the leather case, inhaled through his nose, and exhaled through his mouth.

Pop!

The leather case instantly expanded, transforming from a sausage into a giant eggplant!

A huge eggplant that was over one meter long…

So, this is the Amnesia Bat?

Pinching the bottom of the bat to prevent the air from flowing out, Chen Yu subconsciously looked toward Little Peach.

Little Peach: “?”

“Little Peach, come over here?”

“What are you trying to do?” Little Peach obediently walked up to Chen Yu.

“Take this!”

Chen Yu suddenly raised his arms and smacked the inflated bat at Little Peach’s head.

Thud.

Little Peach: “?”

“Sure enough, it’s ineffective against robots?”

Squeezing out the air from the bat, Chen Yu approached the Interstellar Portal and manipulated its console. “Follow me. We’re going to conduct an experiment.”

“What experiment?” Little Peach asked, tilting her head. “Do I need to change into my livestream clothes?”

“Yes. I’ll get changed as well.”

“There’s nothing left at home. I moved all our livestream clothes onto the island-building ship.”

“Let’s head to the ship first, then.”

Half an hour later, Beijing City:

Chen Yu, who was clad in the special protective suit, suddenly appeared in the sky above Beijing University!

The jet of blue flames coming out of his back looked particularly conspicuous in the evening sky.


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