Chapter 143 - Interaction Start (2)
Chapter 143 – Interaction Start (2)
“Sumimasen! (Sorry)”
Nintendo’s company representative prostrated himself in a standard posture. He then stood up and bowed his head, saying, “We apologize for being slightly slow in sending our address and causing you trouble.”
“Uh… It’s fine,” Chen Yu said with a forceful smile. “I’ve always enjoyed the first-party games your company produces.”
A joyful expression immediately appeared on the face of Nintendo’s representative. “It is a great honor!”
“However, there are two aspects I wish your company can improve on.”
“Please give us your advice, sir.”
“First, your game cartridges are too expensive. It’s nasty to sell a game for four to five hundred yuan. Learn from your neighbor Sony. They’re giving out discounts every day.”
“We’re a couple,” the two men proclaimed in unison.
Chen Yu: “?”
Everyone else present: “??”
The livestream’s 800,000 viewers: “???”
In the next moment, one of the astronauts pulled out a phone and approached Chen Yu, saying, “This is our ho-”
“Stop, stop, stop! Amazing! You guys are amazing! I believe you.”
“Thank you,” the two men said in unison once more.
[What a goddamned couple!]
[The government’s way of doing things really is bloody amazing.]
[Do you think our military officers are paid for nothing?]
[Nintendo is going to die from regret.]
[It’s useless to regret. They first need to have the prerequisites if they wish to pick the loopholes in the rules. Do you think the UP will just close one eye if it’s a foreigner pulling this stunt?]
[Will there be another interactive event tomorrow?]
[There are over a million viewers. Even if the host livestreams every day, we still wouldn’t have our turn.]
[I don’t want to participate. I just came to look at the female assistant…]
[I have screenshots of the female assistant being drenched in lubricant just now. Leave me a message if you’re interested.]
Chen Yu was simply left speechless as he looked at the two muscular and resolute astronauts. Turning away from the two and looking toward the camera, he said, “Now that all members of the bullet comment group and donation group are here, let’s begin our game.
“I’ll repeat one last time. All selected participants are allowed to choose the method they wish to play with the Life Sphere. If you don’t make a decision, I’ll do it for you.”
After saying so, Chen Yu lifted the Life Sphere and approached the first participant. He then asked, “Hahaha, how do you want to play?”
Scratching his head, the young man shyly said, “I-I’m quite timid, so 1,600 meters is already very high. Let’s just start from here.”
“Your requirements are so low?” Chen Yu was surprised.
“Yes.” In the next moment, however, the young man rubbed his palms together and snuck a glance at Little Peach, who stood idly nearby, and quietly said, “M-My requirements aren’t high. I-I’m fine so long as I can jump together with the female assistant.”
[Something big is about to happen. (Eating popcorn)]
[Using the timidest tone to say the coolest words.]
[Brother Hahaha, safe travels.]
[A true man.]
[That guy must be really eager to die.]
[Show’s over. Everyone, dismiss…]
“…”
Chen Yu fell silent for a moment as he looked at the young man’s expectant eyes. A moment later, his muscles tensed up as he grabbed the young man and stuffed him into the Life Sphere. He then aimed forward and kicked, “Adios!”
Boom!
“Don’t! Ahhhh—”
Amidst the young man’s lung-tearing screams, the Life Sphere completed a perfect arc through the air and fell down the cliff.
Seeing this, the expressions of the donation group’s four members changed slightly.
They could clearly tell that the strength of Chen Yu’s kick far surpassed the physiological limits of ordinary humans…
Clap, clap.
Patting the non-existent dirt off his hands, Chen Yu scanned the remaining participants and asked, “Who else wants to play together with my assistant?”
Nintendo’s representative: “I wouldn’t dare.”
Xiaomi’s representative: “I can’t afford to.”
The old man: “I can’t play anymore.”