Chapter 146 - I’ll Stay with the Mountains and Rivers
Chapter 146 – I’ll Stay with the Mountains and Rivers
Boom!
With a falling velocity of 52.3 meters per second, the Life Sphere spent a full 15 minutes to cross the 50,000-meter distance. And upon colliding with the plain beneath Phoenix Mountain, the sphere rebound over 100 meters into the air.
“Aiyo!”
The old man got startled awake by the sudden impact, and he scurried around to secure a foothold.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom, boom, boom…
[Me too.]
[Must this old man make me feel guilty?]
[Those that spouted nonsense before, hang yourselves.]
[Sorry, sand got into my eyes.]
[Sorry, sand got into my eyes.]
[Sorry, my eyes fell into an excavator.]
[Salute to veterans!]
[True veterans never die.]
After the silence at the mountain top continued for another half a minute, Chen Yu lowered his hand and turned toward Nintendo’s representative. “Friend, it’s your turn.”
“…”
Noticing the slight change in Chen Yu’s tone, the representative hurriedly fell to the ground and shouted, “Sumimasen!”
“Stop that. Hurry up and tell me how you want to play.”
“I…”
Although the representative had plenty of things he wanted to say, he found himself unable to say any of them.
He had come participating in Transdimensional Review’s interactive event while bearing many tasks. However, looking at the current atmosphere, it was apparent he couldn’t say much. Otherwise, he would simply earn the disgust of Transdimensional Review’s UP.
“Hah…” Quietly sighing, the representative got into the wet ball. Doing his best to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude as he said, “Sir, please send me to Mount Fuji. I wish to roll off of Mount Fuji.”
“No problem.”
Chen Yu nodded and established the spatial link. He then promptly sent the Life Sphere flying into the portal with a roundhouse kick.
Afterward, he activated the plasma engine, and, with the thrust of two tail flames, he chased after the falling Life Sphere.
After Chen Yu left, aside from Little Peach, only the two astronauts remained on the empty mountain top. Seeing this, the two astronauts exchanged glances with each other.
“Shall we start preparing?”
“Okay.”
The two astronauts promptly opened their respective boxes, took out an insulated oxygen tank, and connected the tanks to the back of their simple spacesuit. Afterward, they each took out a fully enclosed helmet and put it on each other’s heads.
The set of spacesuit they currently wore was specially made, and it focused on temperature isolation and being lightweight. However, in exchange for these advantages, these spacesuits lacked most of the mounted accessories found on normal spacesuits. It was impossible for these spacesuits to operate in extraterrestrial environments devoid of an atmosphere for long periods.
After struggling for four minutes, the astronauts were finally done gearing up. They then shut their boxes and waited for Chen Yu’s return.
However, after another four minutes had gone by, instead of seeing Chen Yu’s return, the astronauts ended up witnessing the arrival of a group of local villagers.
Meanwhile, the person leading the group was none other than the tourist Chen Yu had scared away before.
“It’s real! It’s real!”
“Unbelievable! They actually look like us?”
“I wonder what their faces look like…”
“The glass of the helmets they’re wearing is too dark. I can’t see through it.”
“Is that woman there an alien as well?”
“I wonder if there is reproductive isolation or not…”
“This discovery is going to shock the world! We’re going to become famous!”
The villagers clad in thick jackets immediately grew excited when they saw the two astronauts. They hurriedly pulled out their phones and took pictures, and their mouths blabbered away without stopping.
“Everyone, stop moving forward. Son, hurry up and call the police with your phone!”
The village chief standing at the head of the group hurriedly stopped the crowd from moving forward. He then turned to face the two astronauts and respectfully said, “Welcome to Earth (in Chinese).”
The astronauts: “…”
“W-Welcome to…Earth? (in English)”
The astronauts: “…”