Chapter 151 - Foolish Humans (1)
Chapter 151 – Foolish Humans (1)
Beep.
Beep…
With the indicator’s help, Chen Yu quickly found the Life Sphere hovering above Jupiter II.
Through the Life Sphere’s transparent walls, Chen Yu could clearly see the two astronauts hugging their own knees as they soaked in the sphere’s lubricating fluid. They also wore a bewildered look on their faces as they stared into the endless space.
[I suddenly feel pity for them.]
[I’m breaking into tears, hahaha.]
[There’s no resistance in space. If UP doesn’t rescue them, they’ll just slowly float across space.]
Turning around suspiciously, Chen Yu could not help but be startled by who he saw. “Crap! Xiaomi Technology?!”
Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Yu Qian forced a smile and asked, “I-Is there no part for me?”
“Why do you have such a weak presence?” Chen Yu asked as he held his forehead.
“I’ve been here the whole time.” Lowering his head, Yu Qian mumbled, “But it seems nobody noticed me…”
Chen Yu: “…”
…
Time passed by quickly.
Jinzhou City, which was located in the northeastern region of China, grew increasingly colder.
Today was an ordinary Monday.
At 7:30 in the morning, the Chen family’s four siblings finished their breakfast and, under Chen Yu’s lead, left home together for school.
As usual, Chen Yu carried Chen Sanke’s schoolbag in his left hand, Chen Erke’s schoolbag in his right hand, Chen Yike’s schoolbag on his chest, and his own schoolbag on his back…
“It’s so cold.” Shrinking back her neck, Chen Yike said, “Humans should hibernate during the winter like brown bears. Why must we go to school?”
“Because there is only one type of brown bear.” Stretching out two fingers, Chen Yu said, “However, there are two types of humans.”
“Two types?” Chen Yike asked dubiously.
“There are northerners like us and southerners that live in the south. The south is especially warm, so people living there don’t need to hibernate. Since the southerners aren’t hibernating, we naturally wouldn’t hibernate either.”
“So, that’s the case!” Chen Erke exclaimed.
“So, that’s the case!” Chen Sanke exclaimed.
Chen Yike: “…Brother, can you stop talking nonsense? You’ll misguide little children.”
“Children must have unconstrained thinking to help them grow up healthily,” Chen Yu said, shrugging.
“Other people’s elder brothers are calm and mature,” Chen Yike stated, clicking her tongue. “You, on the other hand, are spouting nonsense all day long. You don’t look like an elder brother at all.”
Stopping his footsteps, Chen Yu scratched the back of his neck and asked, “Let me ask you, which family do you know has two children and disregards the family planning policy?”
“Why does our family have four children, then?” Chen Yike asked a question that struck the soul.
“…”
After remaining silent for a long time, Chen Yu nodded and said, “Yes, why does our family have four children?”
“…”
“…”
“Don’t ask.” After a moment, Chen Yu waved his hand and renewed his footsteps. “You’ll set yourself up if you ask.”
Chen Yike grew speechless.
After a short while, the Chen family’s four siblings arrived before a kindergarten.
Stopping, Chen Yu passed the schoolbag in his left hand to Chen Sanke. He then gave his usual instructions, “Listen to the teacher, have fun, and pay attention to safety.”
“Mhm!” Chen Sanke nodded. She then resumed her footsteps, and clumsily walked forward.
“Wait a minute!” Seemingly thinking of something, Chen Yu stopped Chen Sanke.
“What is it?” Chen Sanke asked.
Chen Yu then pointed at the kindergarten’s iron gate and solemnly said, “You can have your fun, but do not ever lick the iron gate with your tongue. You can’t lick iron railings either.”
Hearing this, Chen Sanke blankly turned to look at the iron gate and tilted her head. “Why?”
“Your tongue will get frozen and stuck to the gate.” Once more, Chen Yu repeated, “Don’t lick the iron gate.”
“Nn.” Chen Sanke nodded in a blur.
“Alright, go to school.”
“Bye-bye, Big Brother.”
“Goodbye.”
Chen Sanke renewed her footsteps and marched toward the kindergarten.
However, when she arrived before the iron gate, she suddenly stopped, and idly stared at the gate.
“Crap!” Seeing this from afar, Chen Yu smacked his thigh and quickly rushed forward. “Third Eldest! Don’t-”
However, Chen Sanke quickly stretched out her tongue and got it stuck to the iron gate…
“-lick it…”
“Ha?” With her tongue stuck tightly to the iron gate, Chen Sanke glanced at Chen Yu with difficulty and asked, “Cahn’t ah eck et? (Can’t I lick it?)”
Chen Yu: “…”
Chen Yike: “…”
Chen Erke: “…”
The female kindergarten teacher standing by the entrance: “…”