I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 811 - The Groundhog’s Plea for Help



Lust suddenly chose to flee, but An Lin and Xu Xiaolan were already prepared.

 An Lin glared at Lust and activated his Make You Poo technique!

 An intense pain suddenly erupted from its stomach as a terrifying biological reaction swept through its entire body.

 “Pfff…” A peculiar liquid burst forth from its backside.

 Lust’s body faltered as pain, humiliation, mortification… Countless emotions surged in its heart!

 It then recalled all types of misfortunate and saddening events as crushing grief assaulted its heart and tears flowed down its face…

 “F*ck! I suddenly want to cry!!”

 Lust fled as it shed tears.

 However, its momentum had been severely hampered.

 Right at this moment, chains of lightning pierced through the air before binding Lust’s back paws together at an alarming speed.

 “True Dragon Lightning Bind!”

 Xu Xiaolan unleashed her power of the True Dragon, and the extremely powerful binding force further restricted the movements of Lust. Devastating lightning power flowed over the chains toward Lust, inflicting damage on its entire body.

 “Howl!” Lust roared with rage as crimson death lasers shot forth from the eyeholes of the skulls hanging from its wings before striking the chains of lightning.

 Not only were the lasers extremely powerful, but they also possessed extremely potent corrosive force, thereby allowing them to quickly erode the chains away.

 However, Lust didn’t even get a chance to escape before An Lin charged toward it while wielding his Evil-Slaying Sword and followed by over a hundred Demonic Blood Beasts.

 Lust’s heart plunged into a glacier. Such terrifying power and teamwork made even escape a distant dream!

 Just when Lust was resigning itself to its fate, energy suddenly erupted from within the huge mushroom building.

 “Ahhhh~~~!” The groundhog’s anguished wails erupted.

 A figure crashed through the wall before fleeing into the distance.

 An Lin shot a glance toward the fleeing figure to find that it was the golden groundhog.

 Waves of crimson blood glowing with a menacing sheen swept toward the fleeing groundhog.

 The groundhog’s body was riddled with wounds as golden blood gushed forth. The waves of blood pursuing it were able to absorb the blood, and all of the golden blood shed by the groundhog was absorbed into those waves.

 An Lin could see the other two soul beasts at the pinnacle of the Soul Formation Stage through the shattered wall. However, they had all been reduced to bones.

 That’s strange… Why am I still unable to detect the origin of the energy?

 Could it be that the being inside is far more powerful than I am?

 Thoughts of retreat began to well up in An Lin’s heart.

 If the enemy was too powerful, then there was no need for him to take the risk for the Kirin Blood Jade.

 However, if even he was unable to recover the Kirin Blood Jade, then which of the other beasts would have the power to secure it?

 An Lin and Xu Xiaolan were both a little hesitant. Lust was ecstatic upon seeing this, and it yelled in a loud voice, “Blood Lord, save me!”

 The golden groundhog was also flying toward An Lin. The waves of blood had transformed into menacing spikes that were traveling at an extremely quick speed and was close to stabbing it in the backside. An instinctive cry escaped from its mouth, “Ahhhh~~~! Save me!”

 An Lin: “…”

 Save it? F*ck that! Not landing the killing blow was already a merciful gesture.

 It was also at this moment that the Demonic Blood Beasts suddenly disintegrated back into puddles of blood.

 Lust felt like some sort of power had returned to it at that moment.

 The time limit for the Divine Plunder Technique had passed!

 Lust seemed to have also detected this and was just about to assess its regained power when An Lin appeared before it, and a golden eye insignia appeared on his forehead as golden ripples proliferated forth.

 Lust felt like it seemed to have lost that power again…

 “Howl! So you really did steal my power!” it roared with rage as black light erupted from its claws, and it pounced toward An Lin!

 An Lin used his sword as a shield to defend himself from Lust’s attack, and the golden eye insignia appeared on his forehead again as golden ripples proliferated forth.

 Lust felt like it had lost something again…

 An Lin used the Divine Plunder Technique twice in a row!

 The Divine Plunder Technique was a technique that was extremely draining on spiritual power, such that in the past, using it once was his limit. However, now that his consciousness had grown much more powerful, he could use it a couple more times.

 The system had told him that the Divine Plunder Technique could contain three types of powers at once, so An Lin could still unleash the Divine Plunder Technique again!

 However, Lust didn’t give An Lin that opportunity as it instantly knocked An Lin away with its powerful paws.

 At this moment, the groundhog had also encroached upon the range in which An Lin and Lust were battling one another.

 It wasn’t seriously expecting An Lin to save it. It was only approaching An Lin to see if the blood spikes would be diverted toward An Lin.

 Boom!

 At this moment, a scintillating flaming sword projection swept through the air with a terrifying might.

 The groundhog was dumbstruck by the sight of this terrifying sword projection. Was this really a sword strike unleashed by a Soul Formation Stage cultivator? The sword strike felt even more power than its most powerful attack!

 Lust was being attacked by the partnership again, and it tried to stage a hurried defense against the flaming sword projection, but the sword projection still managed to tear into its body.

 The groundhog nearby was also struck by the flaming sword projection, and it was almost cooked alive. White smoke flowed from its mouth, and it roared like a suicidal madman as it flew toward An Lin.

 “F*ck off! What the f*ck are you running toward me for?”

 An Lin roared with shock and rage as it caught sight of the crazed groundhog as well as the blood spikes attempting to give it its first anal penetration experience.

 “I’m just passing by!” The golden groundhog refused to admit what it was up to as its body continued to fly toward An Lin like a golden streak of light.

 The blood spikes behind it had already transformed into a blood python, on which a dense bunch of spikes grew, which gave onlookers an unsettling sense of nausea.

 It was already extremely close to the groundhog and was going to make contact very soon.

 An Lin pulled out his frying pan as he looked at the approaching groundhog.

 The groundhog was a little dumbstruck upon seeing this as a sense of foreboding welled up in its heart.

 “If you insist on coming here, then don’t mind if I help myself!” An Lin chuckled.

 Sea of Divine Flames, activate!

 Boom!

The Heavenly Void Flame, Setting Moon Flame, Great Holy Flame, and Demonic Star Flame appeared all at once as they incinerated the heavens and boiled the oceans while instantly transforming heaven and earth into an infernal hell of Divine Flames!

 F*ck, fire again?! The groundhog almost cried upon seeing this. Why were both of these humans so fond of playing with fire? Were they trying to target it?!

 Was the high and mighty Peerless Saber Demon destined to end up as a roasted groundhog?

 The groundhog and the blood spikes almost instantly entered the range encompassed by the Divine Flames.

 An Lin’s Divine Flames were infinitely approaching holy flame level after several transformations, and the power of the four flames combined was not inferior to a holy flame.

 “Ah…!” The golden groundhog yelled with pain as it unleashed its domain with all its might to try and keep the scorching Divine Flames at bay.

 The blood spikes were also affected as they paused momentarily before splitting into two parts, one of which continued toward the groundhog while the other turned toward the wielder of the Divine Flames, An Lin!


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