Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1151 – Yes or No

Mengyao and Tang Yun couldn’t help themselves but laugh, either. They were a lot softer than Yushu and Xiaoxiao.

“Hahahaha! Su Taizao you really are an idiot!” Yushu laughed as she pointed at him. “Woooh, ghosts are coming… Hahaha!”

Jianwen didn’t think that everyone would come out like this, but upon closer look- weren’t these three looking like ghosts themselves? Could they be the ghosts Taizao was talking about?

The three were wearing white clothes and facemasks–they really did look like ghosts, and if Jianwen didn’t hear Yushu’s voice, he would probably be shocked as well!

But he wouldn’t be shocked into that pathetic state Taizao was in!

Jianwen really got pissed off now–he had such a shitty follower who thought the three girls were ghosts!

“Open your eyes for me and look–where are the ghosts? This is Chu Mengyao, Chen Yushu, and Tang Yun! Where’s the ghost? Where’s the ghost??” Jianwen scolded.

Taizao blinked and raised his head, looking at the three girls.

“An Bro, aren’t they ghosts? There are three ghosts now!!” Taizao said.

“Three ghosts, my ass.

It’s Chu Mengyao, Tang Yun, and Chen Yushu!” Jianwen frowned.

“I…” Taizao paused and took a closer look- this wasn’t a ghost, nor three ghosts–they were the three girls wearing white sleeping gowns and face masks!

“Wooooh, I’m a ghost!” Yushu stuck out her tongue.

“Fuu…” Taizao sighed in relief, letting go of Jianwen, coming down from him. “Haha, it’s you guys! I was just joking with you all. Otherwise, it’d be quite a boring night, right?”

“Ooh, of course!” Yushu smiled as she looked at Taizao, clearly looking down on him.

“Su Taizao, what is this thing you got on my body? Why’s it wet? What’s this smell… It’s… You didn’t pee your pants, did you?” Jianwen called out all of a sudden, jumping around as the water dripped off his body…

“Holy moly, Taizao bro, you still pee your bed at this age?” Yushu suddenly remembered that truth or dare time back then.

“I- I don’t pee my bed! This is peeing pants… No! Not! I didn’t pee my pants!” Taizao tried his best to explain himself, face blushing.

“Hahahahaha!” Yushu only laughed.

“Alright, Shu, let’s go rest- we still have to watch the sunrise tomorrow, remember?” Mengyao smelled the weird smell, as well. She didn’t want to stay here any longer.

“Haha, okay!” Yushu made a ghost face att Taizao. “Woohoo, don’t dream of me tonight or you’ll pee your bed again!”

Taizao took that reminder to heart- if he dreamed of this, he’d pee his bed for sure, and that’d be humiliating as shit! He felt awkward all of a sudden. “How is that possible? It’s been a long time since I- no, I’ve never peed my bed before!”

“Haha, let’s go!” Yushu didn’t say anything but only left with Mengyao and Tang Yun, getting ready to leave.

“Shu, why didn’t you call me if you were gonna mess with someone?” Xiaoxiao felt left out. She didn’t get to see what Taizao looked like earlier, and it seemed so interesting from what she could see!

“Of course, I wouldn’t interrupt your XXX time with Shield Bro!” Yushu grinned at her. “What stage were you guys at? Wanna tell me?”

“Of course, I can’t. This is a personal matter.” Xiaoxiao only shook her head mysteriously.

“You’re not a virgin, are you?” Yushu sized Xiaoxiao up by looking up and down.

“That- That’s not possible, of course! Of course, I’m not. You’re the virgin, right? What, you’re jealous of me?”; Xiaoxiao explained quickly- Yushu had no proof!

“Me? Why would I be jealous. I haven’t been a virgin for a long time ago!” Yushu said. “I’m Shield Bro’s first woman!”

“Everyone knows how to bullshit!” Xiaoxiao hmphed.

“You’re sure you’re not? Why do you walk so properly then? The TV said that you can’t walk properly after the first time.” Yushu shook her head in response.

“The TV? So you learned from the TV, huh? You don’t have your own experience? DIdn’t you say that you’ve done it a long time ago? What’s with the TV??” Xiaoxiao retorted.

“I… I slept after finishing, so the second day I recovered! It’s a different situation!” Yushu explained quickly.

Mengyao and Tang Yun didn’t know what to say–these two had to fight about anything.

“Alright, both of you are virgins! Xiaoxiao, go back and sleep- we still have to watch the sunrise tomorrow!” Lin Yi smiled bitterly, proving his innocence. These guys were all claiming stuff that he had nothing to do with! He didn’t’ do anything to them!

Yushu and Xiaoxiao got exposed, blushing. They smiled dryly at each other, “Not for long!”

Lin Yi was speechless, but he pulled Xiaoxiao away and left.

The Miss did the same with Yushu, going back to rest with Tang Yin, leaving Jianwen and Taizao alone.

“Why’s this Lin Yi so popular? Both the girls like him?” Taizao was a bit envious.

“Two? You dare play with those two? Just a face mask scared your pee out, you’d be in the grave if you took them home!” Jianwen hmphed. “Feng Xiaoxiao is the same type as Chen Yushu. You be careful in the future!”

One had to admit that Jianwen’s judgment of character was quite accurate- he could tell what type of person Xiaoxiao was from one look. Messing with these two girls would only mean trouble.