Chapter 767 - Daddy is a pervert.
After pushing his father roughly aside, he kept backing away from him, and as if there was something dirty on his mouth, he rubbed it forcefully with the back of his hand.
His heart was sobbing tearlessly!
His first kiss… was robbed by this man!
His drenched face was full of despise, which befuddled his father.
Staring at his son in bewilderment, he wondered just what he had done to warrant such a look of contempt from the little fellow.
The little boy spat a few times on the ground and continued his rubbing action while he eyed his father with utter disgust.
Mu Yazhe’s mouth twitched.
Is this little fellow hating me for touching his lips with mine?
Yun Shishi and Little Yichen exchanged elated glances when they saw him safe and sound at last. The youngest of their family plunged headlong into his mother’s arms and cried, “Woo… woo… woo… Mommy, he kissed me. Daddy kissed me secretly; Youyou is pure and chaste no more…”
His mother’s face froze.
His older brother was momentarily rooted to the spot, too.
His father was especially struck dumb.
Everyone went still and quiet, and the boy’s miserable cries flooded their ears.
‘… Daddy kissed me secretly; Youyou is pure and chaste no more.’
‘Daddy kissed me…
‘Youyou is pure and chaste no more…’
Little Yichen was the first to fail at keeping in his laughter and let out a chortle.
His younger twin looked up and glared at him furiously. “Fool! Why are you laughing?”
Following that, his mother could not hold back as well and started chuckling with her hand covering her mouth.
The boy looked at her resentfully. “Mommy, why are you laughing as well…”
“Mommy isn’t laughing!” She tried to maintain a straight face, only to give up midway and burst out laughing again.
With his hands akimbo, he turned to confront his father as he held a resentful glare. His tender face was projecting total disgust right now. “Who gave you permission to kiss me? Pervert!”
The man stood with a woeful look at his accusation. His lips twitched for a bit as he opened his mouth but did not know how to clarify the situation to his son.
… Kissing?
That’s giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
It’s called mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, understand?
This must be his first time experiencing it, so he mistook it for kissing.
Lunging into her mother’s embrace, the boy looked depressed when she failed to hold in her laughter despite smothering it with her hand. “Mommy, what happened to you?! Why are you laughing?”
“Ha ha ha ha…”
She could not restrain her giggles as she listened to his innocuous question. Clutching her tummy, which was twitching with suppressed mirth, she bent over in laughter with Youyou in her arms.
“Ha ha ha!”
Little Yichen, who was standing at the side, could not control his hysterics and burst into a fit of boisterous giggles, too.
What a stupid and cute brother I have!
… What kissing?
Daddy was administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to save your life.
He actually called daddy a pervert for kissing him! Ha ha ha…
Youyou lunged angrily at his older sibling, his two hands roughly trampling the latter’s face as he cried out, “Stop laughing, you fool! Stop it!”
That did not stop his brother, however.
This made the little boy madder. Balling his hands into fists, he hit his brother’s chest. In the eyes of their mother, this action spelled of coy embarrassment!
Seeing how angry his brother was, Yichen moved to tease him further by aiming his fingers under his armpits.
His younger brother could not stand being tickled. He was unable to fend off his mother’s onslaught of tickling in the past.
Moreover, his brother had pounced on him hard this time.