Chapter 131 - Dine And Dash!
Su Yang looked at Chu Xia who was still blushing. Her thoughts must be running wild in her mind.
‘I think this is the first time she’s buying me dinner. I bought her dinner the last time but barely ate anything then. If she’s buying and I gobble a cow in front of her…’
Su Yang dared not even imagine what she would think of him after dinner.
He lost the mood to order. He simply pointed at two dishes before handing the menu back to Chu Xia. He then took his phone out and messaged Deeny via WeChat.
[Deeny! Deeny! Urgent!]
Deeny replied almost immediately: [What’s wrong, Master?]
Su Yang typed: [Help me ask Sanque how much of his roots do I need if I want to suppress my appetite?]
Ten seconds later, Deeny sent him an embarrassed emoji together with the answer: [Master. Sanque said you aren’t sick, so even if you ate him whole, you won’t satisfy your appetite. However…]
Chu Xia almost broke down in tears. “Are they going to call the police? We will be arrested, won’t we?”
She was nervous. As an obedient girl all her life, she had never even stolen a ride on a bus, let alone dine and dash. The first dine and dash in her life cost a few hundred yuan and it really made her anxious.
Su Yang laughed even louder when he saw the helpless look on Chu Xia’s face. “I’m just joking with you. I’ve already paid for the meal.”
Chu Xia was petrified. “You’ve paid?”
She spaced out for a moment before her tears trickled down her cheeks. She punched Su Yang angrily and said while crying, “You b*stard! Why can’t we just walk out like normal people if you already paid for the meal?! Why did we run?! You scared me!”
…
Maybe because Su Yang’s prank had gone overboard or maybe because Chu Xia was just venting her emotions, Su Yang had to spend some effort calming her down.
After that, she even dragged him back to the restaurant to confirm his words. The waiter confirmed that Su Yang had paid for the meal. Only then did they head back to campus.
Of course, Chu Xia flushed when she went back and exited the restaurant. The waiter and cashier giggled at them because of Su Yang’s little prank.
On the way back, she indignantly said, “Don’t you dare prank me like this the next time! Do you hear me?!”
Su Yang nodded seriously.
‘We will see about that. Playing a prank on you is really interesting.’
After he sent Chu Xia back to her dorm, he walked home. On the way back, he received a transfer via Alipay from her.
What followed was a message in WeChat.
[I know your Alipay account is your phone number. I can tell based on your profile picture. I said I’m buying you dinner, so don’t you dare give me back the money. I might not have a lot of money, but I can work part-time. Maybe I can also support Mr. President’s business empire! If you want to, you can buy me a meal the next time. A good one!]
Su Yang replied without the slightest courtesy: [I’m all good, I think I’ll pass on the next meal. Thank you for the dinner, Ms. Secretary.]
At the same time, in the female dorm of Shanghai University, Chu Xia received Su Yang’s shameless reply. She tossed her phone on her bed and grumbled in her heart, ‘Idiot!’