Chapter 337 - What? Sandy Likes Elvis?!
Collin remained silent. Although Nina did bully Sandy in the past, the victims were always Bode and the rest. She would never hurt Sandy.
But now…
Elvis whispered softly into Gu Mengmeng’s ears, “I remembered that Nina just left her teeth mark on Sandy’s fingertip, the skin didn’t even came off, right? And from what I recall, Sandy landed Nina up in a worse condition…”
Gu Mengmeng elbowed Elvis harshly and rolled her eyes at him. Then, she continued squinting her eyes while putting on a mournful front. “Sigh, it will be good if I’m a male. That way, I can pursue Sandy and do my utmost best to protect her. I will pinch anyone, who dares to bully her, to death! But what a pity, I’m a female…sigh, why aren’t I a second-level male orc?! What exactly is the reason?!”
Elvis stared at Gu Mengmeng at a loss of what to do. He completely could not understand what exactly happened. He just felt that Gu Mengmeng was extremely abnormal today and her tone was especially strange.
Oh, if Elvis was someone from the present world, he would know that Gu Mengmeng was being possessed by a drama queen.
Collin lifted his head up abruptly and slapped his thigh, saying, “I’ll go!”
Happiness filled Gu Mengmeng’s heart but she still had to ask with a fake confused expression, “You? Where are you going?”
Collin said, “I’ll go mate with Sandy. In the future, I’ll protect Sandy. I’ll pinch anyone, who dares to bully her, to death! I’m a second-level orc and a male one!”
Gu Mengmeng cupped her fists in front of her chest, her expression being so fake that it looked like she was acting in a play. Her tonality was also really strange. It sounded like the Chinese dubbing from an old Western movie, “But, you’re her brother~”
“Erm…” Collin said before adding, “Just because I’m her brother, that’s why I can’t watch her getting bullied by others.”
Gu Mengmeng’s face twitched, f***? Was he still treating himself as her blood-related brother?
Since Gu Mengmeng was acting, she had to act the whole thing out perfectly so she took out her acting skills from working in a children’s play at the amusement park and said with an exaggerated tone, “No! You can’t do it.”
Collin tilted his head and asked, “Why?”
Gu Mengmeng said, “Because only males who love her with all their heart have the qualification to protect her.”
Collin stayed quiet for quite some time before raising his head to ask Gu Mengmeng, “What is love? I don’t know…”
Gu Mengmeng could not continue her performance anymore. She stopped holding in her breath and transformed back into the form of an ordinary person while huddling deeper into Elvis’s arms. She asked, “If you only have one sweet potato left and both you and Sandy are hungry, who would eat it?”
“Sandy!” Collin replied without hesitation, “Even though Sandy’s a half-orc, she’s also a precious female. Let alone one sweet potato, even if there wasn’t any sweet potatoes left, I’ll let Sandy eat myself to survive.”
Damn it, that gender difference again.
Gu Mengmeng asked again, “If someone made Sandy cry, what would you do?”
“Then, I’ll have to see who it is.” Collin said, “If it’s a male, I’ll strangle him to death. But if it’s a female…”
Gu Mengmeng pointed at her own nose and asked, “What if it’s me?”
Collin remained silent for a while, sinking into a war of the century before raising his head and saying, “Why would you bully Sandy?”
Gu Mengmeng smiled, “Because I snatched away something that she like.”
Collin asked again, “What is that thing? I can find a new one for you, can you return the old one to Sandy?”
Gu Mengmeng stood up from Elvis’s arms and walked to Carl. She pointed at Carl’s nose and asked, “But…what if it’s a person?”
Collin was taken aback and he breathed in some cold air deeply. “What? Sandy likes Elvis?!”
“Pfft…” Gu Mengmeng really wanted to throw up blood on Collin’s face and drown him to death.