Chapter 413 - A Troubling Thing for Happiness to Come so Suddenly~
Miscalculation, what a miscalculation.
Damn, if she tried to lie now…
Gu Mengmeng scanned the sea of people beneath her appearing to be so joyous, she could only let out an awkward laugh and thought, ha, how could she bluff them successfully?!
Biting her teeth, Gu Mengmeng decided to treat this ceremony as the surprise version of a mini play in a theme park. That was, the main character was heartbroken, talking nonsense on stage and changing the lines as she liked, while the other actors played along with her on the spot… Surprisingly, that show had a 100% good rating from the audience, saying that it was… Full of emotions and delicacy…
Gu Mengmeng took a deep breath and signaled for the crowd to quieten down. She said, “Formally introducing myself, I am the eldest daughter of the Beast Deity, Gu Mengmeng. I am here on the Beast Deity’s order to bring you light and hope, food and knowledge.”
“Beast Deity~ Beast Deity~ Beast Deity”
There were cheering under the stage, as Gu Mengmeng unintentionally pushed the Beast Deity’s lofty image to a whole new level.
After all, according to the knowledge of the Beast World, it was happy and safe by the Beast Deity’s side, but the great Beast Deity sent his own daughter here just to make them lead a better life.
So touched!
Sure enough, the Beast Deity was such a holy and sacred being!
Gu Mengmeng suddenly realized how the previous Messenger tricked everyone with just ‘Little Apple’ and “300 Poems of the Tang Dynasty”, damn!
Heck, it really was not about how smart the previous Messenger was, but how gullible the people in the Beast World were… As though they had never been tricked before.
Gu Mengmeng shot a glance at Cole and realized he, too, was looking at her with a worshiping and devoted expression.
Gu Mengmeng thought, did Lea overestimated Cole? He even believed in this type of nonsense that was made up on the spot?
Gu Mengmeng straighten her back and continued, “I laughed just now because my beast Father, the great Beast Deity, replied to my prayers, he said…”
Gu Mengmeng intentionally dragged her words, until all eyes were on her and everyone was holding their breath, waiting for her next sentence. She then opened her mouth slowly and said, “He will bless the Beast World and protect the devoted followers from dangers and ill fortune, turning them into great fortunes.”
It was actually inconsiderate from Gu Mengmeng to bluff people like this, because even the words she made up were not original.
That’s right, she copied the idea from the Yellow Scarves Rebellion.
If you were saved from dangers, it proved that the Beast Deity had indeed protected you.
But if you died, it just showed that you were not devoted enough.
However, such a word trap made the crowd under the stage cheer. The entire scene… was even more exaggerated than the female soldiers crying from not being able to contain their emotions when Kim Jong-un toured the military camp.
Gu Mengmeng maintained the smile of the Statue of Liberty, waved and said, “Since the Beast Deity had already answered our prayers, the ceremony can end here. Everyone go back to what you should be doing and don’t crowd around here. After all, illegal gatherings would be searched by the police.”
The crowd was stunned, perhaps nobody had experienced such an ‘efficient’ ceremony and could not get used to it. It was as though the teacher, who always liked to say “Come students, we will end the class after finishing this question” when the bell rang suddenly grabbed the book and left the classroom before the bell.
Ah, it was also a troubling thing for happiness to come so suddenly~
Gu Mengmeng felt a little despair seeing everyone standing on the spot and looking at her blankly.
She sighed and said, “Since everyone has nothing to do, let’s continue with Saint Nazaire’s mass recruitment session. Among the ten warriors chosen from the last time, six of them had mated with females in their own tribe, while three had their own females. Hence, the recruitment quota are left with thirty-one now.”