Beauty and the Bodyguard

Complete Defeat

The long sword pierced through Lin Yi’s body as he stumbled and fell down slowly.

“Hahahaha! What a love struck brat, how refreshing to see this!” The man laughed ferociously as he watched Lin Yi pierce the sword through his own body. However, before he could laugh any longer, his laugh abruptly stopped.

Not only did his laughter stop, but the man found that he couldn’t close his mouth, nor could he move his tongue, his entire body was frozen on the spot!

The man was as if he was being bewitched. He sat on the couch motionlessly and he couldn’t even move his eyes. The nerve system in his body stopped functioning and no part of his body could move an inch.

Lin Yi, who was about to fall onto the ground, suddenly stood up again, right in front of his eyes!

The sword was still in Lin Yi’s chest and he didn’t seem like he was in a hurry to pull it out. He smiled and looked at the man with the same disdain and asked, “What? You can’t move anymore? You can’t even suicide now, can you? You tongue can’t move, right? You can’t move a single body part, right? Don’t you think it’s strange?”

Although the man couldn’t speak, Lin Yi knew he was right from the man’s shocked eyes.

Lin Yi wasn’t in a hurry to answer him, but walked over and took out the towel in Feng Xiaoxiao’s mouth.

Feng Xiaoxiao, who just reclaimed the ability to talk, exclaimed, “Husband Lin Yi, the blade… the blade in your body…”

“Haha, Xiaoxiao, your husband won’t die so easily! I was tricking this guy. He was playing around with me, why don’t I do the same?” Lin Yi looked at the man and sneered, “Idiot. I intentionally made you think that I was acting, didn’t you know that? If I didn’t have something up my sleeves, why would I be stupid and come up?”

Fire roared in the man’s eyes as if he was going to burn Lin Yi alive, but he couldn’t move a single inch.

“You are angry and anxious, your heart is also beating quite fast so the bomb won’t go off any time soon,” Lin Yi looked at him and spoke indifferently.

“Ha…” The man breathed deeply and tried to calm down as much as possible after hearing Lin Yi’s words. He wanted his heartbeat to slow down so that he could bomb Lin Yi.

However, with one flick of Lin Yi’s hand, a silver needle pierced into the man’s body and his heartbeat began to beat rapidly again.

“Sorry, I study medicine,” Lin Yi shrugged and spoke innocently, “This is more effective than even viagra, your heart will function exceptionally well after a short period of time!”

The man was about to explode from anger but now he know how Feng Xiaoxiao felt just then. He couldn’t move or speak!

“Thanks for tell me where the poison is and the secret about your automatic remote!” Lin Yi smiled, “If you didn’t tell me about it, I wouldn’t know where to start! It’s great that you told me everything, saving me a lot of trouble! Do you regret it? And you want to play with my wife? Look who you are playing now!”

“Hmph, no pill could undo this, it’s useless even if you regret about it! It’s a dead end now that you’ve met my almighty husband!” Feng Xiaoxiao intervened proudly.

Lin Yi and Feng Xiaoxiao repeated what the man said before, making the man explode!

“Ha—” The man breathed deeply, his eyes still burning with fire.

Lin Yi ignored him and quickly took out the poison capsule in his mouth and chucked it on the ground, “Didn’t you want to bite me? Unfortunately, I sealed your acupoint and you won’t be able to move.”

The moment when Lin Yi was about to fall down, a series of silver needles flew out from Lin Yi’s hand and pierced into the man’s acupoints.

The moment Lin Yi fell down was the moment the man was the most relaxed. In that second, he was overwhelmed by happiness to see that Lin Yi was dead and he was caught off guard!

A person who had been pierced through the body was a dead man and it was reasonable for him to think so. However, he never imagined that even when a sword is pierced through Lin Yi’s heart and chest, he could still alive!

Not only was he alive, Lin Yi had even been able to seal his acupoints and acted like nothing had ever happened.

If the sword wasn’t still in his body, the man would have thought it was a magic trick.

“Alright, you may talk now,” Lin Yi took out a needle on the man’s body and allowed him to speak.

“Impossible, that’s impossible! How are you not dead?” The man stared at Lin Yi in disbelief and unwillingness as he asked the question he wanted to ask the most.

“You are talking about this knife?” Lin Yi paused for a while and pulled the sword out of his chest. The sword made an opening in his chest but no blood came out as the wound healed almost instantly.

“No… Impossible! You’re not human!” The man’s eyes widened in shock. How could he be human? How could his wound heal so quickly?

“I’m a cultivator at the peak of the middle stage of mystic division,” Lin Yi almost thought that the man was overreacting, “Of course, I’m slightly more powerful than other cultivators, I can repair my own wounds. Such as, when a sword pierces into my heart, I can repair it without any problems as long as it’s not minced into a block of meat. So next time, you should tell me to do that instead… But there won’t be a next time! Even if you told me to do it, as long as my recovery power can follow, I can heal myself while doing it and be perfectly fine.”

“You… You’re a monster!” The man was completely convinced. He had devastatingly lost as he never imagined Lin Yi to have an inhuman body. But the man said, “You won’t kill me, will you? If I die, you will die with me too!”

“Oh, I was just about to solve this problem,” Lin Yi replied indifferently, “You know too much. In order for you to keep my secret, I must get rid of you!”

As he spoke, Lin Yi lifted the sword and cut open the man’s chest. Lin Yi was extremely practised in medicine and doing what he was going to do next was only a simple surgery to him.