My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Editor: Zephyr04 Translator: Jhung0301

He would be able to constantly attack the opponent’s lower half. Since zombies usually used both arms to attack, they would struggle a lot when facing him.

However, facing human psychics was a different story….

Seeing that Ling Mo was getting closer to Professor Huang Mao, Ye Lian seemed a little nervous. Shana’s eyes had also changed color and Ya Lin raised her snake kiss, preparing herself to attack at any time.

“Come on, human, kneel down and enjoy this feeling. The feeling of being food for such an advanced creature like me, instead of remaining as a piece of useless trash. You should be grateful for this chance….” Professor Huang Mao said as he stared at Ling Mo.

“Kneel….”

“KNEEL YOUR SISTER! [1]”

At this moment, Ling Mo, who had been calm at this time, suddenly revealed a sinister expression, raised the machine part in his hand, and smashed it into Huang Mao’s face as he was looking up at him.

Professor Huang Mao’s reaction speed was very fast. Although Ling Mo’s movements seemed as quick as thunder, in his eyes however, it was actually very slow.

However, such an attack that could have easily been avoided by tilting his head, had actually succeeded. Professor Huang Mao suddenly became dizzy and could do nothing but watch as Ling Mo smashed the machine part into his eyes.

*BANG!*

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

Ling Mo rapidly and efficiently smashed Professor Huang Mao’s face as if his life depended on it. The muffled sounds caused by the abuse made both Half-moon and Yu Shi Ran swallow at the same time.

“THIS IS FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE ALREADY AT THIS AGE! THIS IS FOR BEING SO FUCKING COCKY! THIS IS FOR TELLING ME TO KNEEL! DON’T YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT THE CHINESE ONLY KNEEL TO THEIR ELDERS! Kneeling to an enemy…. WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME TO GO ON NATIONAL TV AND KNEEL IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!

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While Ling Mo cursed, he also didn’t forget to attack at the same time. At the current angle from where he was standing, this condescending position was suitable for his attack method.

By the time Professor Huang Mao was able to recover to his senses, Ling Mo had hit him more than a dozen times already.

And soon as his arms moved, Ling Mo heavily threw the parts on his face, then jumped onto a machine tool, and picked up a long rod.

“Damn you, sly human!” Professor Huang Mao snarled unclearly, his lips and gums were smashed, and even some of his strong teeth were loose.

“Ever heard of self-serving? You want to eat me? Come and get me.”

Ling Mo said with a smile.

Huang Mao’s face was covered with blood and his eyes were completely swollen into a seam. Although his bones weren’t broken due to his excellent defensive abilities, his face on the other hand, had turned into a drum. It had been completely smashed in.

He shouted out in anger and rushed to the machine tool, leaping high, but suddenly felt as if invisible ropes from the ground had grabbed his body.

“One, two! GO!”

Ling Mo grabbed the rod, raised it high to the back of his head, and smashed down multiple times towards Professor Huang Mao’s head.

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

It was another round of heavy beatings, and the female zombies were all stunned. Yu Shi Ran even unconsciously covered her head with her little hand and looked at Ling Mo nervously.

“At last. EAT MY STRIKE!”

After beating the shit out of Professor Huang Mao, Ling Mo yelled and leapt forward, using the force from his jump to thrust the rod into his stomach.

As the rod pierced through the skin and fat, Ling Mo felt as if he had penetrated a ball of glue, which was difficult to penetrate. Therefore, Ling Mo released a dozens of tentacles, and targeted the same position as the rod, and crazily stabbing into the same area continuously.

“AHHHHH! GO THROUGH!”

*PUCHI*[2]

After the rod penetrated Professor Huang Mao’s belly, Ling Mo had also nailed him to the opposite wall.

*WHEW~!*

Ling Mo took a deep breath, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and spoke to the professor, who had been beaten into a pulp, “Prior to this, I had thought it was unreasonable for you not to have a beer belly…. However, now, I really have to thank you for that.”

“Damn you Human….” Professor Huang Mao cried out weakly, “I’m a high-level….”

“High-level? Facing such a low-level prey, have you been able to even touch me?” Ling Mo responded with a gloomy expression.

Huang Mao stared stupidly at Ling Mo and let out an unhappy roar.

Ling Mo turned around and shrugged at Half-moon, “He is much weaker than the old Granny.”

Half-moon stared at Ling Mo as if he was a monster and said, “No, it’s just that you are too ruthless as a human….”

She quietly dispelled some thoughts in her mind….

“Let me cut him.” Ya Lin appeared in front of Professor Huang Mao in a blink of an eye, preparing to cut his neck with the snake kiss.

“No, No. If I wanted to kill him, he would have been dead already.” Ling Mo grabbed Senior sister and looked at Huang Mao meaningfully. “I still have something to ask this semi-bald, yellow-haired, iron-penis, high-level piece of trash….”

Professor Huang Mao stared at Ling Mo with his red eyes, gritted his teeth and said, “I was born with Yellow Hair!”

“Well fine, Huang Mao. Cooperate and answer my questions.”

Ling Mo pressed his palm against the end of the stick and watched as Huang Mao waved his arms in vain trying to catch him. Whenever he wanted to grab the rod directly, the tentacles wrapped around it would rise up like a snake and attack his eyes….

[1] – Basically same thing as fuck you.

[2] – Sounds of stabbing apparently.