Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1304 – Unique Name

“Didn’t Fa bro say that he will treat. What’s the point of holding back you guys?” Lin Yi spoke up. “Let me see. Since Fa Bro is so generous, why don’t we order two more servings for the foods both of you ordered just now!”

“Sure, Mister!” the waitress nodded politely, never in her mind did she think that these people couldn’t pay the bill. Before coming into the room, she heard that these people came with a sports car, how were they incapable of paying the bill?

“En, come three servings instead!” Zhao Fafa felt that it wasn’t enough and ordered another serving- he wanted to crush Lin Yi to death!

“Sure, is there anything else?” the waitress nodded.

“Nope, go get prepared, we’ve serious things to discuss now!” Zhao Fafa waved his hand, asking the waitress to leave.

Zhao Fafa’s expression became extremely serious when the waitress left the room. “Did you know why I invited you here?”

“What’s the matter? Aren’t you treating me? Could it be that there’s something else?” Lin Yi acted like he was shocked as he asked back.

“HUH?” Zhao Fafa couldn’t believe his ears- the guy across of him was so slow, was he really dumb? Why would he treat him to lunch out of the blue? Did he really look so free to him?

“No?” Lin Yi asked.

“Do you think that I’m stupid?” Zhao Fafa was annoyed- how could this person be so stupid? Normally, people would have noticed something wrong by now, but the guy in front of him was still unaware of his current situation. Couldn’t he at least sense the danger ahead?

“Seems to be, otherwise why would he spend so much to treat me?” Lin Yi nodded with a straight face.

“F*ck!” Zhao Fafa was enraged and slapped the table. “Kid, I’m here to talk to you about our last encounter!”

“Oh!” Lin Yi nodded. “So you’re treating me because of our last encounter? It was past already. I’m not looking into the matter anymore. You don’t have to go all the way to treat me with a feast!”

“I….” Zhao Fafa wanted to cry- how could a person be this stupid. Was he really one of a kind. Could he not understand sarcasm? He was literally threatening him, but this guy actually heard it as an apology! What on earth was this low IQ guy?

“Don’t mind, I know that you’re feeling sorry inside that’s why you’re treating me to lunch today. Don’t worry, your courtesy is recognized!” Lin Yi said.

Sun Xiaoxing saw that Zhao Fafa’s expression became extremely ugly, he quickly jumped in to help as he patted the table and pointed at Lin Yi. “Kid, you better listen properly, Fa bro called you here is not to say sorry but make you in trouble!”

“Trouble? How is treating me making me in trouble? Please make me in trouble more then!” Lin Yi said nonchalantly.

“I… you….” Sun Xiaoxing wanted to cry- were his communication skills really this bad? Why couldn’t Lin Yi get the meaning at all?

At this moment, there was a knock from the door; it was the waiter!

It was not peak hour yet, usually in high-end restaurants, raw foods were prepared first, so the chef didn’t need much time to prepare as they could start cooking. It didn’t take them long to finish all the dishes and were served on the table.

The waiter came in at the right moment, she saved Zhao Fafa and Sun Xiaoxing who were both in trouble, they met a Lin Yi who couldn’t understand human language, and they had no tricks against him at all! Normally, people were smart enough to realize something was wrong when they were threatened. They would either pee their pants or got frightened, but this kid was not afraid of sh*t- he even misunderstood their intention, thinking that he was genuine in treating him to lunch!

The waiter served the dishes on the table and left the room eventually.

While Zhao Fafa and Sun Xiaoxing eyed each other- both of them were clueless about how to start a conversation with Lin Yi again.

However, before both of them spoke, Lin Yi started first. “This crab is so huge, is this the so-called King of the crab? Guys, let’s dig in while it’s hot. We can talk after the food!”

After the opening, he started digging in, ignoring them as he was munching down the crab.

“…..” Zhao Fafa and Sun Xiaoxing were both speechless. Only Wu Liuqi was lost- he didn’t dare interrupt as he didn’t know what was going on.

“Ahem! Lin Yi, put the damn crab down, listen to me!” Zhao Fafa was depressed when he saw Lin Yi happily eating the crab as he snorted.

“Oh, please, I can listen while I eat.” Lin Yi didn’t have the intention of putting down the crab at all.

“Honestly speaking, I want Tang Yun. Give her to me, and then we are even. Otherwise…!” Zhao Fafa threatened, but he felt like the threat didn’t sound so well coming out from his mouth- it lacked power!

Previously, people would be frightened and shivered when they were threatened, sitting there not moving an inch, but it was different now. Lin Yi who was sitting across him was enjoying his life- why did it feel funny?

“Oh?” Lin Yi replied and continued eating.

“I’m talking to you, did you listen?!” Zhao Fafa was pissed.

“Kid, Fa bro is talking to you, don’t you dare refuse. What do you want!” Sun Xiaoxing couldn’t hold back anymore. “I can kill you like a piece of cake!”

“Oh,” Lin Yi didn’t give much attention to him as he replied faintly. Only ghosts knew if Lin Yi was listening to Sun Xiaoxing!

“Kid, did you listen to me just now?” Zhao Fafa was displeased with Lin Yi’s attitude. He couldn’t bear it anymore. “Xiaoxing, call the men in!”

“Yes!” Sun Xiaoxing had been waiting for this moment. He was so furious at Lin Yi and been waiting for Zhao Fafa’s order to bring his lackeys in!

Sun Xiaoxing’s lackeys had been waiting beside the room, so when he signaled, his men charged into the room instantly! These men were wearing all black from top to bottom and while their hairs were a mess of color. Although they didn’t have any weapons in their hands, everyone had something in their pockets, probably weapons like daggers!

“Zhao Bro, Sun bro!” these lackeys knew who Zhao bro was; they knew that Zhao Fafa was Sun Xiaoxing’s boss, so when they entered, they greeted both of them.

Zhao Fafa furrowed- he was displeased with the title. “How many times did I tell you guys? Call me Fa bro or master Fa!”

“Yes, Fa bro!” the lackeys quickly repeated.

“Steamed cake? Fever? Your name is quite unique, isn’t it?” Lin Yi wiped his lips, his hand holding a lobster and commented.

(Fa bao means steamed cake, and while Fa Shao means fever. The names sound a little similar.)